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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 7 weeks
    Commissions and Life Update

    henlo everypony. first of all, regardless of the state of us or any of the rest of the world, we'd like to send a gigantic internet thank you to everyone and anyone who has contacted us seeking commissions. writing for the mlp fandom is currently our only livelihood, and without the incredibly generous patrons of the arts and their salacious fantasies, we would be hard pressed to make ends meet

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    3 comments · 325 views
  • 8 weeks
    dedo on dedo

    i put dedo on top of a dedo
    then i put dedo on dedo on dedo

    does anyone wanna do a video game research project with us

    3 comments · 83 views
  • 9 weeks
    really tired of being alive

    the reasons we have to get out of bed in the morning has dwindled close to zero for a long time. we regularly pray for death before we go to bed, but our prayers are always unanswered.

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    20 comments · 458 views
  • 11 weeks
    General Life Update

    it would be awesome if there was a feature preventing us from posting public things immediately after a panic attack. it tends to just send us running to the internet sobbing when in fact if we just rode out the negative emotions, we'd come to a more pleasant overall conclusion later on.

    here are some things that are going on and also that have been on our mind:

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    10 comments · 277 views
  • 11 weeks
    our xbox controller broke

    no video games for us until we get a new one

    sad face

    also we are very annoyed about like

    putting a lot of effort into our writing and seemingly having almost no one enjoy it

    it's like ten stories in a row or something that probably would have done better if we were a complete nobody writing about random gibberish

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    14 comments · 248 views

whether you're driving near or far · 12:24am February 8th

powell makes a pow-pow-powerful car

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Uh... Darf? You okay there?


This is why I log in to FiMFiction once in a blue moon.

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