What the heck, Rainbow Dash · 5:43pm Feb 4th, 2020
So I meant to include this absolutely useless (and I do mean useless, even being here is kinda a waste of your time lol) statistic in the previous blog post talking about Thicker Than Water, but I forgot. It’s no secret to anyone that reads my writing that I swear in it a lot, but Thicker Than Water is the most foul-mouthed fic I’ve written to date. Those damn punks, always fucking swearing and shit! So anyway, I tallied up the swears in the story and TeamSpen210 turned it into a nifty little chart that pleases me way more than it should.
And the stats for those who don’t like charts:
Fuck: 85
Damn (dammit): 17
Ass: 32
Shit: 83
Bitch: 31
Bitchette: 66
Hell: 48
Total: 296/362 depending on whether Bitchette counts as a swear or not. Even though this story is much shorter than Looking Glass and Playing House, it’s fairly close to as many as PH and it actually surpasses Looking Glass (which is 90k words longer than TTW and had Sunset swearing all the fucking time).
So yeah. Fuck.
I'm guessing most of these are from Rainbow Dash.
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Lol despite the title, it's a pretty wide split between who swears. There's a whole punk band, a lot of them swear a often and casually. Even Shy swears a decent amount in this one
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Oh my, such language!
...Bitchette?
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It’s the name of the band that the story is about. After graduating and most of the Rainbooms go off to their own careers, Rainbow is the only one who still wants to pursue music. She forms a punk band named Bitchette, which the story follows as they go on tour.
If anyone ever tries to say that Bitchette gives no fucks we now have mathematical proof otherwise. Twilight would be proud.
Take shit, damn, hell and fuck. Double it. Then you have what makes up my daily count I'm sure
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lol your icon is particularly relevant for this blog post
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Y'know, I wasn't even noticing that