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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 31 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Feb
1st
2020

The Patreon Poll Results for January 2020 are revealed · 6:03am Feb 1st, 2020

Alright, guys! After over a week of compiling entries and casting out polls, I'm very excited to reveal the final results of my Patreon Story Poll, as well as the results of my Gambler-Tier Randomizer Poll!

First of all, let me start with the winner of my Story Poll, which was comprised of entries by all of my higher-tier Patrons. A total of 48 votes were casted over the span of one week, with the highest-voted entry claiming a whopping twenty-three percent among the eight which were entered! That entry also happened to be one which was submitted several times by Patron N-Freak. And since he already described the setup pretty well on Patreon, I'll just paste it here as the official winner of January 2020:

Slut Spike's Birthday

Set in the future of Chronicles of a Sluttified Spike, where the Mane Six have all learned to embrace their promiscuous sides as well, they decide to surprise Spike on his birthday by transforming themselves (most into males, but I think fluttershy and twilight could remain female) and giving Spike the orgy/gangbang of his dreams. The transformations would be:
Fluttershy into a diamond dog
AJ into a minotaur
Rainbow into a griffon
Rarity into an abyssinian
Pinkie into a yak
And Twilight into a Dragon

So yeah, this is definitely going to be a big project to tackle! But still, I want to thank NFreak for such a popular idea, as well as to everyone who voted and helped give attention to my Patreon page! And with that being said, let me announce the winner of my other Patreon Poll, which was the Gambler-Tier Randomizer!
As I described in my previous blogpost, this poll is meant for members of my top two Patron tiers, who cast in their entries for a character, setting, and fetish to be inputted in a random number generator poll. And after compiling all thirteen entries for each of the three categories, I'm pleased to announce the results I got for each run!

Nick Wilde... A Secluded Beach... and Egg-Laying

Welp, that's gonna be an interesting story to craft up! Hehehehe~ Since this story won't be MLP-based, expect it to only pop up on my FurAffinity and SoFurry pages sometime in February! And just for the record, this technically isn't my first Zootopia fanfic. On both of my Non-MLP accounts, you can check out my Teen-Rated story Dear Bogo if you want a good laugh.

But anyway! I hope you guys are excited to see what I have coming up next, because an update to my long-ignored romance series Shut Up and Dance is set to be released sometime this weekend! It's already up on my Patreon as well, so feel free and check it out if you want to follow me there. ;)

Comments ( 4 )

I see one or two ideas in that randomizer that fit together a little too well for rng...for example, Grogar and Mpreg. 'Father of monsters' indeed...maybe some of them can be their own prompts for the future?

Nick Wilde... A Secluded Beach... and Egg-Laying

Curse my morbid curiosity. Now I have to keep an eye out for that. At least it doesn't sound like something that would make me uncomfortable, unlike other things my curiosity has compelled me to read/look at.

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You could always join my Patreon page if you want to contribute your ideas. I honestly never considered MPreg Grogar until you said that. Hmmmm... Color me curious~

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Well, if it helps, I apologize for contributing to at least half of those curiosities you were doomed to explore. :P

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I don't hold it against you. It's my own fault for checking out something I know I'm not going to enjoy.

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