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Andrew Joshua Talon

Just a fellow traveler...

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  • 6 days
    Real Life Update

    Been sick with the flu and other things for the past week. And I got obsessed with Naruto again. So writing will be slowed for a bit. Sorry.

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  • 2 weeks
    Short Hand: Aftermath of Science

    Shepherd: "Twiliiiiight! What the hell-Where did all these bits come from?!"

    He gestures to the pile of gold bits on the kitchen table.

    Twilight: "Ummmm..." taps her hooves together "I asked for donations from all the research participants... I set fifty bits as the minimum donation and well..."

    Shepherd: "... If I didn't know any better, I would swear you were pimping me out."

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  • 2 weeks
    Short Hand: Tea Party

    Shepherd is invited to a tea party with Fluttershy and Discord.

    Shepherd: "Oh hey... Flying s'mores. Nice."

    Fluttershy: "Oh, I quite like them!"

    Discord: "Do I detect a hint of criticism in your tone, Shepherd?"

    Shepherd: "No. It's nice that you're still as food obsessed as a wine aunt on Twitter. Maybe you can put it on Instagram to impress other childless weirdos"

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  • 3 weeks
    Short Hand: A New Generation 2

    Old Man Shepherd had taken Sunny and her friends to an ancient cavern, far from Maretime Bay.

    Hitch: "Uh huh... There a reason we're out here?"

    Izzy: "Is it a good reason? Like a secret candy stash? Ugh, two thousand year old candy! Gross!"

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  • 3 weeks
    Short Hand: A New Generation...

    In the future, Shepherd, now an old but badass looking man, fell asleep... And then woke up in front of an Earth pony with orange fur, purple mane and tail, and a big smile.

    Shepherd: "Urgh... My head... What the hell happened...?"

    Sunny Starscout: "YES! IT WORKED! THE MAGIC WORKS!"

    Shepherd: "I... Who are you?"

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Plot Bunny Theater: Does This Thing Come with a Manual? · 4:10pm Jan 21st, 2020

So, happy day! Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry tied the knot and had a child!

The foal that results... Is a superpowered alicorn baby. A little colt who is, unfortunately, even more energetic than Flurry Heart ever was. It gets so hard balancing work and life that eventually, the couple need to pull back and take time off from their duties to really get this family thing down!

And with the rest of the Mane 6 involved, how can it go badly?

Answer: Many ways...

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Mayor Mare: *Looks out her office window to see alicorn baby sowing chaos and destruction as Spike and the Non-Twilight mane-6 chase after them.* "..." *sighs and pulls out a pack of insurance claim forms.* "...Guess we're replacing the town again."

Must be a boy alacorn.

At times I wonder how much of the Equestrian national budget goes into repairing Ponyville after the latest bout of supervillain/monster/CMC shenanigans.

Nothing would compare to the chaos children CMC.

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