21 years ago, I was birthed alive · 6:32am Jan 13th, 2020
As of twenty-five minutes ago (plus however many minutes it takes to write this blog) I am now a man. Not just a man, but an alcoholic man (don't do drugs). For as long as I can remember, I've been alive. For as long as I can remember, I've been able to breathe. For as long as I can remember, I've hardly touched a drop of liquor. Does this make me a man of abstinence? Neigh! I merely waited for the experience of that first drop of whiskey touching my tongue.
Today, lads and chads, I will get shitfaced. Wish me well, for I do not have a license (or car).
Heh, good luck
Same request from last time; let us know when you get there.
Happy birthday! Try not to die.
Happy birthday, Muggonny. You're an awesome writer.
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Thanks!
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I'll try not to, but it is inevitable.
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Much appreciated!