Sequel to The Stars Revolt!

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*Twilight Sparkle was still getting used to Ponyville and having friends, but she was finding the discoveries and mysteries of it fascinating and rewarding. Sitting down to breakfast at a cafe with her friends was a wonderful experience, as they bantered back and forth and debated aspects of their lives and others' lives, was... Fun! It was all so amazing and new.*

Rarity: "And so I said to him, 'cross-stitch? What is this, the Middle Ages?'"

*Applejack chuckled, Dash rolled her eyes with a groan, while Pinkie Pie rolled on the ground laughing*

Pinkie: "AHAHAHAHAHA! ... Ages. Classic!"

Dash: "Ugh. Tell me you didn't get that nerd joke, Twilight?"

Twilight: "Well, actually... I don't know that much about stitching. But I'd be happy to learn more!"

Rarity: "Oh, you must Twilight! You must!"

Twilight: "Oh yes! Textiles are actually a vital part of history, as they are a reflection of the technology and culture of the day. So I would really like to..." *She trailed off as she saw Fluttershy trot up to the table, looking morose* "Fluttershy? What's wrong?"

Rarity: "Oh, darling... It didn't go well, did it?"

Fluttershy: "No... I'm sorry. I probably did something wrong." *Her rabbit Angel held up a bottle of chloroform, and she glared at him* "No! I told you, we will never do that!"

Twilight: "Do what?"

Dash: "Well, she-Ohhh that nag." *She glared, as did the rest of Twilight's friends, at something behind her. Twilight looked over her shoulder. She could see Andrew Shepherd, the only human in Equestria... Talking happily with Carrot. The Earth mare is being flirtatious, batting her eyes, and wagging her tail*

Twilight: "Huh...?"

Rarity: "I can't believe her!"

Applejack: "She knows he's ours!"

Pinkie: "Cheater!"

Fluttershy: "Oh-Oh no..." *Glares at Angel who again offers chloroform* "No!"

Twilight: "What's... Going on?"

Rarity: "Well, to make it simple dear... We've claimed Shepherd as our own. To make a herd. But a lot of other mares tried to stake a claim, too."

Applejack: "But since he's new to this world and all, we kind of made a gentlemare's agreement: We give it our best shot t' get Shepherd fairly..."

Pinkie: "And we don't sabotage other ponies!"

Twilight: "Wait, really?! You're all set on Shepherd?!"

Fluttershy: "Wh-What's wrong with him?"

Twilight: "Nothing's wrong with him! But it seems a bit... I mean... He is an alien."

Applejack: "So? Magic can fix that up where it needs to be."

Rarity: "And you saw his courage!"

Twilight: "I-That's not the problem!" *She blushed* "But it just seems odd there would be so much attention on one alien stallion and-"

Shepherd: "Hey girls! How's it going?"

Twilight: *Jumped* "Eep!"

Dash: "Oh, hey Shepherd! How's it going?"

Shepherd: "I'm all right. Carrot and I were just exchanging recipes... Hey Fluttershy! Are you all right? Do you need more hugs?"

Fluttershy: "I um... W-Well, I just... That is..."

Dash: "Hey! Twilight's had an all nighter! She needs a good, hard hug!"

Shepherd: "Really Twilight? Again? You're not a college student, you can't do cram sessions every night."

Twilight: "No, that's not what I-I mean-!"

*Shepherd hugs her tightly. And yes, it was very nice. Humans were very good huggers, she reflected, as she returned it*

Rarity: *Catching on* "Oh yes! She needs a good, hard ear scritch too! She's far too tense!"

Shepherd: "All right!" *He began scritching behind her ears... And Twilight melted*

Twilight: "I... Ohhhhh... Oooooh..." *Her eyes crossed, especially as Shepherd rubbed the base of her horn*

Shepherd: "This part gets sore when you use magic too much. Rarity told me that."

Twilight: "I-Iieaaahhhhnnn~..." *She shut her lips tightly to contain a happy groan* "Mmmmmngh...!"

Applejack: "Ooh... And her lower back. She's tight as rope back there!"

Shepherd proceeds to give Twilight the massage of her life, reducing her to a happy, gooey, warm puddle.

Shepherd: "Geez, you ponies all are so tense! I though Aloe and Lotus were great at their jobs!"

Rarity: "Oh they are, they are darling! But hmm... Your fingers are quite a bit more effective."

Dash: "Just don't take a job with them!"

Shepherd: "I'm more of a handy man anyway."

Applejack: "Mmm... Yes you are..."

Shepherd: "And speaking of, I have stuff to do. Later all!" *He headed off*

*All the mares looked at Twilight, who was giggling softly*

Twilight: "I um... I know this is kind of sudden but-"

Rarity: "Oh relax darling, of course we'd let you into the herd!" *She looked at the others* "Right?"

Pinkie: "Of course! We can't let her end up some lonely old virgin princess!"

Twilight: *Bright red* "H-Hey!"

Applejack: *smiles and nods* "Ah ain't opposed."

Dash: "Well, I suppose she can be in it. If she won't be selfish or frigid!"

Pinkie: "Don't worry, nerds are always kinky!"

Twilight: *Brighter red* "H-HEY!"

All eyes turned to Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: "Um, well... All right. Since you're all my best friends... I can agree to share."

Dash: "Just no more! There are already too many damn mares after our stallion."

Twilight: "Agreed... So. How have you all been trying to... Get him?"

Rarity: "Invitations to dinner dates and gifts."

Applejack: "Family dinners and long walks through the orchard."

Dash: "Watching my acrobatics shows!"

Pinkie Pie: "Parties!"

Fluttershy: "Um... Sleepflying into his bed... Or-Or putting on a display with my feathers in a mating dance."

Twilight: "None of that worked?"

Rarity: *frustrated* "No!"

Twilight: "Well then, the answer is obvious."

Rarity: "Of course!"

Dash: "Stop being subtle!"

Rarity: "ABSOLUTELY!"

*The others galloped off*

Twilight: "... I was going to say 'talk to him directly' but uh... That works too...?"

Comments

[MosAnted]

[A.P.O.N.I.]

I guess technically, 'talk to him directly' counts as not being subtle...

[Stolenalicorn]

Usually the best approach. Though he may still miss the "clues."

[Venerable Ro]

Amazingly, the alien doesn't understand local body language. Imagine that.

[Rokas]

Mane 6: "We want to jump your bones!"
Shepherd : "But I need my bones! They hold my squishy parts up."
Twilight: "You cannot be this dense."
Shepherd: "I could if I were made of depleted uranium."
Mane 6: "..."
Shepherd: "I'd be armor-piercing and pyrophoric, as well."
Rarity: "Oh come on!"

[Dan]

After all these years, Flutter-Rape never gets old. As long as it isn't overdone.

[Nyerguds]

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I think AJT said in one of the previous blogs that he actually figured it out right away, but wasn't quite as Kirk in mindset as the girls hoped he'd be.