Head at the bottom for commission details.

Hello there. Since you're here, you either clicked on the link in my bio or opened my user page, so I assume you want to know more about me. First off, let's put the proper soundtrack on:

Greetings. I'm Third Wheel, and I write clop. Almost all kinds of clop. Dark anthro maledom? Lesbian mind control? Consensual gay BDSM? Foalcon? Borderline hyper proportions? Loving interspecies with a side of voyeurism? Heavy malesub and humiliation? I've written it, and almost anything else you might come up with wasn't mentioned simply because I haven't had the time to write it yet. Here are some examples of my most popular stories, so you can judge for yourself what my work is like:

This is a small portion of what you can expect to find here on my account. While my personal tastes lean towards maledom (not necessarily of only the straight variety), anthro, rather generous body proportions, and non-con, that isn't all that I write. I enjoy exploring different sets of fetishes, and just writing smut about horses as a whole.

If you're interested in supporting my work here on the site, and getting some benefits alongside it as well, I have a Patreon account from which you can do so. While the full list of available perks is listed there, some of them include:

• Knowing in advance what stories I'm working on
• Helping me decide what to focus on first
• Previews of scenes from upcoming stories
• A chance to get your suggestion made into a story for free

And other stuff. Again, the link is https://www.patreon.com/Thirdwheelclop, if you want to support me you are very welcome to do so.

And now, for the thing y'all clicked this for:

That's right, I do take commissions. Like I said, there's almost nothing I won't write if paid, so if you've got something on your mind hit me up in my pms. We can discuss length, fetishes, payment and all that stuff. To know whether or not commissions are open, check the status box on my Fimfiction page, top right, just below the about/library/message links and above the list of my popular fics. Please, don't message me about commissions if the status reads closed unless we already had a conversation about it going.

Obligatory Wintermist shoutout (seriously, go follow her, she's amazing and a way better writer than me) and that's all. I think. Tell me in the comments what else I should add. Or ask questions, I might add a little FAQ section if needed. For now, that's it, have a good day y'all.

Fimfiction's bio system is a bit of a broken mess, and if I want to be able to link this I have to make it a blog. Apologies for this popping out in your feed.