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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 16 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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    10 comments · 489 views
  • 21 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 572 views
  • 24 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 575 views
  • 26 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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    19 comments · 761 views
  • 36 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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    6 comments · 789 views
Dec
24th
2019

Busy December · 11:35pm Dec 24th, 2019

Outside the Jinglemas, I was part of a smaller secret Santa exchange. Which means I also wrote this story for Monochromatic. Well known RariTwi shipper isn't satisfied with her two faves, had to get greedy and throw in a third. Now, you might think that it's actually 50% more shipping, but a ship between two people creates one relationship. A three way ship is *three* relationships! This is, mathematically, 300% more ship for your ship.

TFlimsy Pretexts
Rarity and Twilight are dating. Rainbow Dash asks them both out. She didn't expect them to say yes.
MrNumbers · 6.9k words  ·  815  32 · 7.5k views

I also got this in return from MagnetBolt, one of my low key favourite authors on this whole site, and it's absolutely spectacular comedy. Every time I try to think of what I want to say about it I just kind of laugh too hard to come up with... words. Descriptions. It's really unfair to him, but he's been a victim of his own success.

That story here, and it really is just fantastic.

EFestivus for the Restivus
Twilight Sparkle has been hiding a terrible secret from her friends. A secret so horrible, so terrible, that Hearth's Warming will never be the same again.
MagnetBolt · 4.4k words  ·  217  6 · 1.9k views
Comments ( 3 )
Majin Syeekoh
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I'm going to have your ribosomes on thin toast.

Hm, I was about to say 'but isn't it like 200% for each one?" and then realized you should care about what happen between your two friends too, not just between you and each one of them .. so, yes, more like 300%. Probably explains why this multilove (polyamory) thing is rarer .. among humans we tend to be around, at lest.

The general idea of exponential growth in this context is accurate, but your numbers look kind of sketchy. It's why polyamory is often illegal; most people can barely handle keeping one relationship of that nature healthy.

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