Hands: Doctor Hooves 1 · 2:26am Dec 12th, 2019
Twilight is looking for Shepherd near the Schoolhouse. She then hears some yelling and laughing. She sneaks up through the foliage to watch... And she smiles.
Shepherd is in a bowtie and jacket, carrying a scewdriver. He walks with Applebloom, Dinky and Sweetie Bell out of a cardboard box that's painted blue.
Shepherd: *In a British accent* "Come along, Ponds and Clara! We're on this strange alien world so let's have fun!"
Applebloom: "Oh no, Doctor! There's a Weepin' Angel!"
Derpy and Scootaloo emerge from the brush, painted in gray and wearing scary masks.
Dinky: "Don't blink! Don't blink or they'll get you!"
Derpy: "Rrrrr...!"
Dinky: "Mommy! The Weeping Angels don't say anything!"
Scootaloo: "Can I be a Dalek instead? Then I can yell EXTERMINATE! I like yelling!"
Shepherd: *sighs* "Excuse me, I'm here being extremely clever and nobody is paying attention! What even is the point of you all?"
*The ponies giggle. Shepherd laughs too*
Twilight: "They really like those episodes of Doctor Who, huh?"
Derpy: "Oh no! We're just playacting from some of Doctor's stories!"
Twilight: "Which he got from those episodes?"
Dinky: "Nuh uh! Stories from Daddy!"
Twilight: *deadpan* "Really?"
VWORP! VWORP! VWORP! The TARDIS appears. The door opens.
Doctor Hooves: "Come along everypony! And Shepherd! The Crytal Cider festival of 1099 only comes once a year!"
Everyone runs into the TARDIS. Twilight gapes. Doctor Hooves waves.
Doctor: "Hey Princess! See you later!"
The door is shut.
VWORP... VWORP... VWORP... The TARDIS vanishes...
And then reappears immediately. Shepherd walks out, his clothing torn to shreds. The CMCs follow, looking excited. Shepherd glares at the Doctor. The stallion coughs.
Doctor: "How was I supposed to know there was an invasion of Cyberponies at that festival?"
Shepherd: "I dunno, maybe LOOK THROUGH THE SCANNER ONCE IN A WHILE BEFORE GETTING OUT OF THE TARDIS?!"
Doctor: "Ah. Yes, I suppose I could start doing that. Some time."
Scootaloo: "AGAIN! AGAIN!"
Shepherd: "NO!"
Doctor: "Maybe! Anyway, I'll just drop them off. I promise, no messups this time!"
CMCs: *Look up at Shepherd with pleading eyes* "Pleeeeaaaase?"
Shepherd: *sighs* "... All right, fine."
CMCs: "YAY!" *They trot into the TARDIS. It then vanishes again*
Shepherd: "GOD! Oh, hey Twilight!" *Hugs her tightly* "It's so good to see you! I think I'm done with my vacation."
Twilight: "But... But... But..."
Shepherd: "Let's go have sex, right now!"
Twilight: "I... I have so many questions-!"
Shepherd: *Holds up a book* "Got you a copy of Starswirl's studies on crystallization and various applications thereof."
Twilight: "They can wait."
Heh, I love Doctor Whooves. One of my favorite tropes from the way-back-when. A Doctor Who crossover, Timelords and Terror, was actually the second fan fiction I ever read, after Silent Ponyville. When I wrote the epilogue to my story Finding Your Place, I had "Doctor Time Turner-Hooves," since he's married to Derpy Hooves, be an eccentric inventor who needs Spike's help to power up his latest invention, a small blue box...
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I sincerely hope you've read Dr. Whooves: The Series by Loyal2Luna? It's a fantastic read spinning off from SqueakAnon's own Doctor Whooves Radio Drama Series. The former especially is amazing, and I highly and lovingly recommend both.
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Oh, I love L2L’s stories! They were great! Never really got into any of the radio dramas, though
And I thought they'd already figured out they could do the sex thing and the reading thing at the same time.
Whoa, Cybermen/ponies in 1099?! Yeah, that just screams The Doctor, right there.
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