I live

I was going to write something here, but I couldn't find the "new blog" button and then I forgot what I was going to say.

My main story has almost 2000 views and a 76/1 rating by now, which is quite nice, you guys are cool and stuff.

I've not been writing 'cause I'm lazy. And my Muse's attention span is worse than mine, I have a brand new story on the works without even finishing the fourth chap there. It's been what? A year? Sorry about that.

Warframe is a cool game, btw. Just thought of letting you guys know. My nick is the same there, send me a friend invite, I guess.

Did I mention I haven't slept in 24 hours?
Weird shit below, read with caution:

Anyway, I was thinking, I do that a lot, and I decided to share my "Adult Spike" headcannon with you guys. First off, you know the ending of MLP? Quite nice, but fuck that shit, adult spike is four legged gekko.
And yah know sunbutt? That's his mum, so him is heir of Equestria's Throne. You know Ember? Yeah, she ain't firelord, she is the Firelord's Proxy. That shinny staff needs a the gaming shit to be passed down to the next generation, so Spike took it first and became firelord official, but he a cool guy and let Ember do the job and get all the cool dragon stuff, but because no battle Royale after he took the long thing, Ember not true Firelord.
Remember Skittle Bug? He a cool guy. Such a cool guy that he gave Spike a official title in the Hive, "The First Friend", and because he was doing that while drunk on love he accidentally gave that title basically the same power as Arch Duke, which is a big fucking title, I think
Yah know Purple Smart? That's his big sis, which makes White Himbo his big bro, which puts him in the line of succession of the Shinny Stuff Empire. And makes him half Sayan, I think? Cause White Stuff is voiced by Goku, at least here where I live.
He also is a Duke of the Empire, by popular demand, cause he that cool.
He also friendship prince, cause read above.
That's it I suppose, bye nighty nighty