Hands: Shepherd Jobs 3 · 3:52pm Dec 2nd, 2019
At Town Hall, Shepherd is typing away at a typewriter. Mayor Mare trots up to him.
Mayor Mare: "Shepherd, you really are a wonder! We're all caught up on our paperwork and you found a few things we missed!"
Shepherd: "Just doing my job, Mayor. It's a lot less strenuous than being a handy man."
Mayor Mare: "Well, this level of civil dedication should be rewarded!"
Shepherd: "Well thank you Mayor, but I already got a bonus in my last paycheck-"
Mayor Mare: "No no no, not that kind of bonus. Come to my office in ten minutes, please."
Shepherd: "Certainly!"
Shepherd, ten minutes later, knocks on the door to the Mayor's office.
Mayor Mare: "Come innnn~!"
Shepherd enters... Mayor Mare is lying on her back on her desk, wearing sexy stockings, with her blouse partially unbuttoned. She shoots Shepherd a steamy look and nibbles on her lower lip.
Mayor Mare: "A very special secretary deserves an extra special reward~!"
Shepherd: "... Nope." *He turns and walks out*
Mayor Mare: "Wait a second! Let's talk about this!"
Shepherd: "Nope. Nope. Nope."
Mayor Mare: "Get back here and put a foal in me, damnit!"
Shepherd: "NOPE!"
Anons everywhere: "Man, this story is wasted on you! [mumbled slurs]..."
You know, at this point, I'm expecting the males of Ponyville to stage an intervention for Shepherd. Or at least a demand to "Leave some mares for the rest of us!"
I won't fault Shepard... But personally, Mayor Mare is not a horse I would kick out of bed.
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Shepherd: "Well at least I can seduce mares with more than just 'human pheromones'."
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If she approached him when he wasn't an employee of hers? Yes, he would destroy her.
Shepherd just can not get a break from the female populace of Ponyville. (And maybe greater Equestria.) Maybe he should start wearing certain secretions of Fluttershy's and Twilight's to make sure he gets some distance from other mares. Then again, that could backfire on him, methinks…
And the countdown to the Granny Smith seduction chapter begins...
When will Ember get in on the action? Not to mention Tempest Shadow.
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If there's some timey-wimey bullshit so it's younger Granny Smith? Sign me up!
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Well, being the only one of his kind helps. If there were more humans around he wouldn't be nearly so unique. Hence, he becomes a hero by accident, luck and a lot of bandages...
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Or hinders, depending on one's perspecive…
My Archmage, Steve, plays at being the hero through lots of sweat, toil, blood, and magic. Fortunately, he's not the only human around… Though, it will take some time to get the rest to turn up.
Dat #sexual harassment tag...