I am going to be an a#$hole now! How Early Fimfiction shaped my writing

OC's made by the usual Fimfic writer when I first logged Into Fimfiction: "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash, and have Twilight suck my di#* in front of Spike while he is sleeping."

My Original Character when talking with the ManeSix and Twilight Sparkle:

from "The Pink Out of Space"

“You voluntarily went and asked for a warden of the Equestrian Penitentiary System to go ahead and give you two convicted felons, which you then fed to a horrid mutated creature to keep it still enough to use spellcraft with my friend Zecora to use their ethereal presences as fuel to activate what you and Zecora call an ‘Elder Sign’!?”

So said Miss Twilight Sparkle, the lavender-purple former protege of Princess Celestia, and possibly the most rawly powerful unicorn in the last century. She also is grossly uncreative in the spells she uses, despite being able to use any spell by just fucking looking at it.

I also winced at the comment; truth be told despite what Throat and Bat had done to the City of Bronkston, they were still equine. Though considering that they were breezing by their sentences, I considered that they should face the execution they deserved while also being key to stopping a possible world ending threat that killed and ate wantonly without mercy.

“Well, it was beyond me organization's current capacity to get etherlectrical generators large enough to power an Elder Sign Array of sufficient complexity for the job on sight, and on the small time window I had to act. It was actually faster for me to go outside the law and call in a favor in exchange for another favor. You can blame me for their deaths, but the Mareachusetts warden that shall not be named was just as guilty of those deaths. And Throat and Bat were essentially living as comfortably as they did outside of prison using the their daughters current control of their organization as a means of acquiring that comfort.”

Twilight the alicorn lass’s eye twitched at that. And naturally she replied in her anger.

“Doesn’t matter! You are still a murderer!”

I narrowed my eyes and gave her a firm look. I already knew that I was a murderer and nothing was going to change that.

“So?”

She recoiled at that, not expecting that answer.

I was sitting on the floor next to the thrones of the Element of Laughter and the Element of Kindness, facing across the table from Miss Sparkle.

I was wearing my usual black overcoat and fedora hat, though underneath at my abdomen, my whole right rear leg and my right foreleg were covered in bandages; so was half my face.

There was a tomato and mozzarella loaf sandwich that the dragon Spike had brought me along with a full pitcher of coffee. I hadn’t touched any of it since I started talking, so I figured it would the best time to eat it. I took a large bite out of it, and I washed it down with the slightly above lukewarm black coffee that I drank straight from the pitcher––no sugar or milk added––leaving half a pitcher when I finished.

Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy were staring at me, eyes wide open, after that.

Miss Apple was the first to speak; wearing a Stetson hat indoors was odd to me, but she seemed alright by my book. “Look, ah don’t feel too good about what ya did, but a can understand why ya did it. An’ if that thang was as ya described then can’t blame ya doing it.”

Miss Rainbow Dash spoke next. “Yeah! Come on Twilight, you weren’t there! I shot that thing seven times with HIS shotgun while it was on fire and it still got up and tried to kill us!”

Miss Rarity spoke next. “Well I think that it certainly isn’t justified, though I can still understand why you did what you did. Still, you could have called on us if you wanted to.”

I just looked at her, wondering if math wasn’t something you picked up as a designer.

“Miss Rarity, ya and ye friends were not in Ponyville at the time with the exception of Rainbow Dash and Miss Apple, who was on her farm on the other side of town. None of ya would have made it in time to help me, and there was no guarantee that you could solve the problem or even survive it. I’ll also remind all of ya that ya took two days to get to Ponyville after we destroyed the abomination.”

It was at that moment that Fluttershy got onto the solid diamond table, turned her head around and stared at me. She was using a bit of posthypnotic suggestion, something that hasn’t quite worked on me in over ten years. So I decided to project a glimpse of some of my memories to the poor girl.

She then began to shed tears silently, and her legs failing her as they wobbled eventually causing her to collapsed on the table and reach a state of unconsciousness.

“All right, let me make something clear. I have been solving crimes and slaying monsters since you ladies were mere fillies at most. I have faced darker boogies than you lasses have thought-up in even ya worst fucking nightmares.

“Through the application of science and help from me colleagues and friends I have bathed in the blood of beings that where feared throughout the ages.

“Not only me, but your friends Yearling and Zecora as well.

“Since Princess Luna returned, the world could end at any moment! Things long forgotten, from dark eras steeped in legend are resurfacing into the world!

“None of you faced the more insidious, or the more vicious of that lot because Celestia herself deems that none of ye are psychologically equipped to deal with them. And let’s be fair, all of ya are like family to her, and she wouldn’t send her family to die!

“None of ye can comprehend yet what is out there. No matter how powerful ya are, Twilight, or how powerful the Tree of Harmony is, we are all insignificant upon the presence of what is returning to the world.

“Ye should consider it a blessing that ya can have the luxury of blissful ignorance. Let us soldiers and old wizards do the bleeding, we have been here long before even the blasted Tree of Harmony, ready to face the things beyond the void.

“If you need confirmation of what I just said, talk to Starswirl. He will tell ya almost the same.”

With that, I took what was left of the tomato and mozzarella sandwich and threw it in my mouth; I also drank the remaining coffee.

I then left them all sitting in their respective thrones, all except of the bearer of the Element of Laughter, Pinkamena Diane Pie, who was not present during my report.

from "The Pink Out of Space"

Nevertheless, I brought Twilight Sparkle along with me to inspect the damage and see how the cleanup crew was faring.

“You know, it almost makes me think that you are jealous of us, how we lived in blissful ignorance,” said Miss Twilight Sparkle with the utmost smugness that she could muster. Part of me considered that that was how others felt with dealing with when I think I got the upper hoof in an argument.

I mustered a low groan as a response at that and said as a response the following.

“Ya like to have all the answers, thinking that the world, in its core, cares, like it even has a conscience, do ya? I have nothing against ya or yer friends, sweetheart. I just feel that, considering yer position, ya do not have the right to be that innocent in the real nature of life. Like ya think that everypony that confronts ya is just an insecure schoolyard bully with magical power.”

She naturally rolled her eyes.

“I’m not in the thought that you are a schoolyard bully that never grew up, as you are trying to point out. You seem to me like someone that has seen something so horrible that you gave up in following a moral compass and just does anything to win. No matter how horrible that action may be. It would seem to me that half a decade in prison would give you time to reflect.”

I exhaled and did my best to not get an aneurysm there and then. Did she not know that the prison that I would be sentenced too housed some savages that I placed there myself? Or how bad it is at actually reforming ponies? I had those thoughts swirling in me as I heard her words. She said it with such innocence too, probably thinking that it was nothing but a timeout in a secure building. Probably only read about it, must have never been in one herself.

“But Luna told me that you were there in Manehattan when the Thule Esoteric Order summoned Nightmare Moon, you were the first to confront her and you nearly died doing so. There is also the fact that you were the first pony to approach Luna without fear, even before she came over to Ponyville for Nightmare Night almost three years ago now. Not to mention the friendship that you both share. It makes me think that underneath the stallion of blood and iron lies a heart. Am I wrong?”

I looked at her with the utmost incredulity. I did not expect that was what Luna told her, and to be fair she probably told her more. I did not know whether she was asking me a trick question. One minute, she wishes me to fight for my life, probably leading to the deaths of quite a few as I make the hasty escape of whatever prison I would be sentenced to. The next, she is talking to me as if I were something more admirable. I was wondering if that mare would make up her damn mind already.

“Luna seems to have told ya quite a lot. But why the change of heart? Surely ya may think that she is just biased.”

She stopped trotting, and looked to her right at me. She gave me a smile, a rather adorable one if I can say that, and then sat. She closed her eyes and coughed before continuing with with her answer.

“Not at all; in fact, what she told me made me realize that you deserve another chance. In all, I think that you qualify for reformation here; the girls and I might actually turn you into the hero you are supposed to be. Sure you would need some five years, but that is only because your case is almost as bad as Starlight’s. But don’t worry, I see you passing with flying colors already.”

I could not believe a word of what I was hearing. It baffled me, it felt impossible, but that is what she said.

“Pfffffffffftt!! Hahahahaha! Really!? Ya cannot be serious, Sparkle. Do you even understand what you are saying? I mean, don't ya know? Yer standard of heroism is a modern invention, Miss Sparkle.”