Hands Short: Zephyr Breeze Comes to Town

Rainbow Dash and Shepherd are walking along the main marketplace in Ponyville, chatting

Shepherd: "Really? I always liked oatmeal and chocolate chip cookies a lot."

Dash: "Me too! But even with chocolate chips even Pinkie won't touch the stuff!"

Shepherd: "Maybe I should make a batch. My mom's recipe was always good."

Dash: "It's not going to have bacon, is it?"

Shepherd: "It could. Why do you-?"

Dash winced and suppressed a groan as a poncy looking pegasus trotted up

Zephyr: "Hey Rainbow Dash! Hey uh, Shepherd right?"

Dash: *Groans* "Hey Zephyr."

Shepherd: "Uh, hey? Do I know you?"

Zephyr: "I'm Fluttershy's big brother! And you're her boyfriend, right? Nice! Good for her!"

Shepherd: "Oh, well. Thank you?"

Zephyr: "So Dash, you know, I have reservations at a nice restaurant this Friday. You want to come along, give into the obvious passion you have for me?"

Dash: "Oh. Sure. I'd love to but uh..." *Grabs Shepherd's arm* "But I'm going out with Shepherd that night!"

Shepherd: "What?" *Elbowed* "OW! I mean... What?"

Zephyr: "WHAT?!"

Comments

[clubbzz]

Zephyr is Fluttershys little brother.

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

5156589
Yeah, but he says he's the big brother because he's a doof.

[clubbzz]

5156591
True enough.

[Steel Resolve]

5156589 He is larger, so in that sense he's not lying. But mostly, douchenozzle.

[The Iguana Man]

Zephyr: It can't be! I demand that we engage in the ancient pegasus rite of combat for her!

Rainbow: Oh, for... I'm not gonna let you...

Shepherd: Counteroffer: we engage in the ancient human rite of combat.

Rainbow: Uh...

Zephyr: You're on! What does tha-

Shepherd kicks Zephyr in the balls and walks away with Dash.

Shepherd: So anyway, bacon...

[Jomama]

I love there little bite sized posts.

[Arkonfleight]

*Possessive Fluttershy snarling*

[Auren Dawnstar]

Even if it's an unrelated extra to the story, I kind of want to see where this goes.