A Crafter's War · 9:49pm Nov 11th, 2019
A/n: I was listening to the original a few days ago and thought, "Huh. Bet I could make a parody out of that." And so, here it is. Granted, it's more than a little rough, especially due to Fimfiction's typing format, and the fact that I'm no music writer, but I think it's fairly decent. Hope you guys like it.
A Crafter’s War
(To the tune of “If I Die Young” by the Band Perry)
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When I die young, bury me in armor
Underneath an, oak tree
Put me two blocks under, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a sad song
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Uh oh Uh oh
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So men gear up to fight for our land
Gather all around and stand under the banner
This war ain't what I thought it oughta be
And the sky’s always grey as we die for our families
All the strife of this short life
Well I don't have enough time~
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When I die young, bury me in armor
Underneath an, oak tree
Put me two blocks under, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a sad song
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All the strife of this short life, Well I don't have enough time~
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And I'll be wearing armor, as I ride off to the war
Surrounded by the screams, the death and the gore
I've lost the joys of fighting this fight
The dead lay about, here in the moonlight
There was a guy said he’d been there forever
Who would've thought forever was severed by
All the strife of this short life~
Well, I need just a little more time~
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So do what you can men and I will as well
We may just make it through this fight
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A fight against the mobs, oh yeah, we'll kill ‘em in hordes
Then they’ll come back, stronger than before
And even though it’s a futile fight
I’ll still keep going with all of my might~
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When I die young, bury me in armor
Underneath an, oak tree
Put me two blocks under, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a sad song
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All the strife of this short life~
Well I've had just enough time~
So do what you can men and I will as well
Even though it wasn’t enough
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I can’t wait to hear this on YouTube one day if anyone should ask you for permission to do a voice over.
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I wish. I'd do it myself, if not for my terrible singing voice
That was a pretty good parody song.
Nicely done.