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Andrew Joshua Talon


Just a fellow traveler...

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  • Wednesday
    Weekend Break

    Writing up three chapters last week was rather draining, so to avoid burn out I'm going to take a break this weekend.

    4 comments · 59 views
  • Monday
    Short Hand: New Dad Shepherd 1

    Button Mash and Shepherd are playing a fighting game in the young colt's room.

    Shepherd: "Ha! Combos upon combos!"

    Button: "Urgh! Take this!"

    Shepherd: "Weak! Foalish foal! You are but the learner, I am the master."

    Console: Game Over! Player 2 wins!

    Button groans.

    Button: "How'd you do that?"

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    11 comments · 416 views
  • 6 days
    Short Hand: Foalsitting

    Shining: "Shepherd? I need a foalsitter."

    Shepherd: sighs "Shining, dude. Please tell me you didn't bring me all the way here to the Crystal Empire just to babysit the toddler goddess."

    Shining: "Not... Just that."

    Shepherd: "Shining-"

    Shining: "Please? You are literally the only sitter she likes! Or won't turn inside out with magic!"

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    14 comments · 364 views
  • 1 week
    Plot Bunny Theater: Alicorn Life Cycle

    Twilight: Teleports right into Celestia's bedroom "LUNA WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON?! YOU TOLD ME CELESTIA IS DEAD?! HOW?! WHY?! WHAT HAPPENED?!"

    Luna: "Oh! Hello Twilight Sparkle. Yes, our sister has died."

    A little filly alicorn with pink hair is on the bed.

    Luna: "There she is."

    Twilight: "..." Twilight .exe has failed

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    25 comments · 413 views
  • 1 week
    Short Hand: Blue Apples 2

    Shepherd: "I mean Blueblood, there are worse ways to try and woo the one you love."

    Blueblood: "Oh?"

    Shepherd: "I mean it's not like you traveled to Sweet Apple Acres and tried to act like a hillbilly to get her favor."

    Blueblood: *laughing uncomfortably* "Of course! Alabama! What kind of fool do you think I am?"

    Princess Celestia enters, her face threatening to break into a grin.

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    9 comments · 307 views
Nov
7th
2019

Plot Bunny Theater: Twilight Express · 7:26pm Nov 7th, 2019

Twilight Sparkle attempts to help organize the businesses of Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie. Getting this experience and feeling the thrill of wheeling and dealing, she decides to start her own business! Pony Express: A delivery company using an airship she designs and builds herself to go all over Equestria and deliver goods and services!

Naturally it becomes a bit of a crazy adventure generator/disaster: Especially with the strange crew of a purple one eyed captain pegasus, an alcoholic kleptomaniac gray unicorn cook, and an orange, dimwitted but loveable Earth delivery pony.

"Good News, everypony!"

An obvious Futurama fusion but potentially a fun one.

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Comments ( 4 )

:rainbowlaugh: I'd read it.

:fluttercry: Why would you put poor li'l Derpy out of a job?!

I feel like the Pegasus should constantly get hit on by Blueblood.

And the unicorn should instead be an unreformed changling. (An indentured servant Twilight purchased from Chysalis, maker of Mom's Friendly Indentured Servants Company).

And Twiligh should hire Silverstream as her bubbly intern, at least in part because her family owns most of Mount Aris.

Also, in this world where Twilight focused more on business instead of government, when Celestia and Luna decided to retire they could not give the job to Twilight, so instead the new ruler of Equestria is Chancellor Neighsay's Head in a Jar.

Oh and the airship is powered by dragon poop, donated by Spike.

And Zecora should work as Twilight's accountant. And Twilight should hire a yak as the company doctor, who lives in the trashcans outside the Palace of Friendship.

And the bumbling earth pony should be Rockhoof, who was frozen in time for a thousand years!

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