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IDontWatchMLP


I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

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    Important Update

    Hey guys. So, I'm putting my newest story on hiatus until further notice. I have quite a bit of stuff going on in my life right now, and important work that needs to be done.

    Hopefully by the time I come back, I'll bring chapter 3 of my story with me.

    Talk to you later.

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Nov
7th
2019

Natural Attraction · 4:36pm Nov 7th, 2019

Comments ( 5 )

She's a lesbi for her clone?

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Not ALL of the Mean 6 got melted.

Rainbow Dash: Ahhh... I will only ever love one pony. Myself. And if I was ever to meet another version of me... *sees a portal appear; and out comes a mare who looks exactly like her; but with a mane of dark red, red, acidic yellow, dark yellow, black and Dark grey; with yellow fur and red eyes* WHAT THE- WHO ARE YOU!?

Soviet Malashenka: I am you. Just better, and not gay. And about what you said... *pulls out a piece of paper* You are accused of anti-Soviet behavior and sentenced to be shot.

Rainbow: What?

Soviet Malashenka: As in I'm going to kill you. Because you are an embarrassment of a doppelganger. *Summons an Ak74* So?

Rainbow: Ok ok... Just don't kill Me!

Soviet Malashenka: Fine. Then I'll just do this. *pulls out a couple vile; then she stuffs the potion down her throat*

Rainbow Dash: WHAT WAS THA... *falls over unconscious, and starts snoring*

Soviet Malashenka: Ahhh. Works every time. *goes back through the portal* The re-educatation potion always works.

Twas truly better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.

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