Dovactea, the Only Language You Can Pronounce Through a Mouthful of Cock · 10:11pm Oct 31st, 2019
Did you know that the Fire of Devotion has its own secret cult of worshipers? Did you know that they call themselves Kindlers? Did you know they have their own super secret language?
Did you know that it's the only language you can pronounce around a mouthful of cock?
Society member Sepia (most of you know her as slave SP-0872, famed model of the Slave Positions Guide and Aftercare Hoodies) has spent many moons slaving away in the Library of the Deep in an effort to make the secrets of this sublime yet intricate language more accessible to ponies like you and me.
With a lot of help from fellow society member Troposphere, Father Horse, Chosen Heart and Saint Oulumemnon herself, Sepia has finally managed to produce her magnum opus, the Anypony Guide to Dovactea, the secret language of the Kindlers!
What makes Dovactea so special you ask? Well, did I mention you can pronounce it through a mouthful of cock? Or that you can discover an entire dialect personalized for the dom in you? Or that you can express your submissiveness through an entire patois of your own? Or that you can sing out how you feel as you express time, space and soul in any sentence no matter how mundane? Oh, and did I mention you can pronounce it through a mouthful of cock? So what are you waiting for? Find out your flavour of domminess or subbiness in an entirely new language today!
Unsurprisingly for something related to Clocktower, disgusting and pointless.
This... this is beyond belief, and without a shadow a doubt the coolest thing I've seen in months.
I'm definitely gonna have to do a deep dive into this amazing lexicological gift later.
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What's your problem?
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This is no less disgusting, unrealistic, and misogynistic than Fall of Equestria. People who like either need to be banned from the site and placed on an FBI watch list.
5148747
How is this misogynistic in the first place, can you point me to the misogyny in the first place? And this is ponies, how are you going to make the stand of 'unrealistic' in talking horse fiction? And I'm sorry you're unable to comprehend that people have fetishes and interests that you don't like personally, but thankfully you don't dictate the rules of the site. And furthermore, I'm glad they don't, policing people over what they do in the bedroom is authoritarian, no less disgusting than enforcing sodomy laws.
This is a level a sexy nerdery that is unbelievable. Perfect. I’m going to need to read it in more depth on a bigger screen.
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How dare you? Clocktower is a secret society devoted to the healthy expression of nonstandard sexual desires with core philosophies that are all about consent, trust, and sufficiently empowering those who choose to submit so they know they can stop at any time, and that allows males and females alike to dom and be dommed as they wish with no risk of judgement. In what twisted realm is Fall of Equestria anywhere decent enough to be worth speaking in the same sentence as such a utopia for those who would otherwise be forced to risk being shamed and called deviants, or have to hide a part of who they are?
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They should be shamed. They are deviants.
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Oh, I see. You're one of those precious snowflakes that have been cropping up lately. Go on back to your safe space and let those of us mature enough to understand and accept different kinds of people be those mature people we know how to be. You've made your stance clear, you've proven yourself unwavering in that stance, so you're not welcome here and you will henceforth be downvoted and otherwise ignored. Have a nice day, be a dear and let the door hit you on the way out. It'll be funny.
5148747
This was written by a woman with a language fetish. Cool your shit, it's Autumn, it should already be cool.
5148832
This isn't a church or sacred ground dearie. It's the Internet. Breeding grounds for all kinds of perversions and insanity.
5148832
If you dont like it, why would you even see this, and why would you open it?
5148832
Considering you're even on this site declares you're no better than the rest of us, and given the amount of dislikes you're receiving it's more than painfully obvious your opinion isn't popular nor wanted here, and continuing beyond this point is a clear cry for attention. Please stop acting the attention skank and be on with your life, hm? Good girl.
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You remind me of members of a certain group in the Clocktower series. Their called Sol Invictus and, like you, they shame and shun those who's desires are "impure." You'd fit right in, however if you don't mind ceasing your shaming and leaving us alone, that would be greatly appreciated.
5149016
1: I mean, I don't have rape fantasies or a torture fetish so yes I'm automatically better than you.
2: Downvotes are the last resort of those who can't think to challenge a point. They don't mean anything except an anonymous pouting.
3: Still not a part of your rape fantasy, so you can't tell me what to do. Go fuck yourself.
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Enough. Be civil or ignore each other. Personal attacks will not be tolerated.
IMAO ya'll need to just stop already. antis/swerfs don't care about anything you have to say. they'll always think fiction is reality, that "video games and literature will make ppl do real crimes."
just stop interacting, they're just baiting you
still though, how long did it take for ya'll to make this language?
Heya, y'all!
Thanks for taking a look at the language! Although it's been released, it's definitely not totally complete. So if y'all have any questions about how certain grammar rules work, or a lack of clarity in some section, or the behavior of irregular verbs that aren't explicitly stated, then ask, and we'll be able to make this more and more complete!
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Admittedly, that's sorta' more of a joke from the start of the project than anything. That said, you can actually make dental and alveolar sounds with a cock in your mouth. It's definitely harder, but when you think about the medial ring of a horsecock as a similar structure to the top teeth and roof-of-your-mouth, you can get soft dentals and lispy s's and z's--note that this is why (even though it's still sorta' a joke,) the submissive dialect softens those consonants a lot.
As for the incompleteness of certain parts of the document, that's just because for the most part there are two people working on it, with help every so often, and a nice chunk of initial input. If anything, this language is less based on other kinky languages, and more based on significant grammatical changes to a combination of the Homeric dialect, some broad Latin, and a conlang known as 'Hymnos' from Ar Tonelico, with a bunch of custom stuff based on corruption of words through repetition and adapting sounds to the language.
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Heya! It took about two years. That's half a lie though. Although it took two years to create, this is mostly the result of one month working on it, then a six month gap, then two weeks, then a three month gap, then another two weeks, and so on. Writing stories in this language really helped expand the lexicon by necessity. Who knew I'd need a word for walking into a room like it belongs to you without writing a paragraph that required it, right?
5149016
MMMM. You had it up until you ended with "good girl". Directing that at someone that isn't into the kink is actual misogyny.
5149057
If that's your line of reasoning, what are you even doing in Clocktower? This is a safe haven for consensual kink. Translation: this is no place for a holier-than-thou attitude