Oh good grief Pocket. Don't do that to the poor people.

Got this in my promotion mail for that app Pocket that's on my tablet.

I know it was inevitable considering I named a character using such a common word as private then just adding a country name behind it, but I couldn't help but laugh. Line up people, get your own grumpy historian horse.

I know one candy cane mare is particularly happy with hers:

_{Art by Wiggles}

Beware though, pancakes better be served, by the boatload, you do not want to deprive grumpy historian horses of their pancakes.

Seriously though, it just leads to an article about Iceland from Vox, but when you have a character named Private Iceland and your app sends you a promotional article titled My Private Iceland, it's hard not to think some sort of a dating service is going on.