Sweet Dreams L.L.P. - Try Dream Therapy Today! · 7:02pm Oct 19th, 2019
Are nightmares keeping you up? Is safe, conventional, regulated therapy just not helping solve your issues? Feel like nopony can help? Got bits?
Sweet Dreams L.L.P. is Canterlot’s number one - and only - dream therapy center. Specializing in cutting edge and unregulated dream therapy options, we offer our patients a doorway to their dreams and inner problems. Dr. L provides a, mostly, painless alternative to mainstream and scientifically proven medicine. No insurance - no problem! Ask about our rewards program!
Disclaimer: Sweet Dreams L.L.P. operates under a Limited Liability to Princess clause. Sweet Dreams L.L.P. assumes and accepts no responsibility for any negative consequences of dream therapy. This includes, but is not limited to: blood loss, depression, infections, allergic reactions, dismemberment, loss of sensation in the extremities, loss of dignity, loss of bowels, loss of bits, a diminishing sense of pride, hives, coma, being forever lost to the dream void, itching, a severe reduction in mental capabilities, and dry mouth.
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