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Oct
15th
2019

Y'all. Y'ALL! · 2:27am Oct 15th, 2019

Twilight Sparkle: Shining at the end of the day.
Luster Dawn: Lusting Shining at the start of the day!

Twilight Sparkle was the first character the show ever introduced.
Luster Dawn is the last (main) character ever introduced.

You could look at their names being opposite of their position within the show.
Or, you could say that even though the sun has set on the official G4 My Little Pony Show...

It is the dawn of a new era for the fandom.

Friendship is Magic, y'all. Don't you ever dare forget it. :heart:

Comments ( 13 )

So you're saying they have to take turns with Twilight's brother, then. :trollestia:

I'd be very muck ok with a G5 that follows Luster and her new friends around.

I will take my MLP plushies to my grave

I'm looking at that gif and mostly just taking in just how mesmerizingly ugly aged-up Spike is :facehoof:

That is some neat symbolism and stuff, though.

5139749
All I can think of is that I wish I knew of the name of the Hartman Hips trope but for males and broad shoulders.

5139799
Neither are as catchy, but I'd guess one of these two?

Oh, nice. :)

5139749
That's not even his final form. His shoulders and chin will continue to grow at an exponential rate, expanding until the rest of him is barely observable as a blip of flesh connected at the neck to his massive meat stacks. His waspish lower body long ago pulverized beneath his own bulk, he'll roll about the countryside aimlessly, flattening villages and towns and drawing anger from all corners, but no one will be able to do anything about it because, as the ambassador of friendship, he has diplomatic immunity.

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Oh Trick, never change, you perv. :heart:

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Your comments on my content are always such a blessing, and

as the ambassador of friendship, he has diplomatic immunity.

is an incredible seed for a fanfic that could go any number of directions. Thank you for being my friend!

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Just remember, there are only two entities in all possible existences who can revoke diplomatic immunity, McBain and Danny Glover.

The best ponies are named after atmospheric optical effects :twilightsmile:

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