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I might as well be the only Anti-Brony here. Anyway, I also like Star Wars :P

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  • Sunday
    I got a lot of work to do

    How long has it been since I last touched my Firefly story? And how is it a lot of it hasn't aged well at all? Well, all I know is it only takes a few bad apples to ruin the bunch, and I'm simply trying to take those bad apples out and replace them with fresher ones. Except replace the analogy with apples, and--yeah, I think you guys get the picture.

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  • 1 week
    My friend's YTP of Beauty and the Beast

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  • 1 week
    New Villains Contest

    Hey there everyone. I was just bored and realized my old "Villain Dimension" group has been inactive for a long time, so I decided to start up a villain contest to fix that problem. I decided to copy and paste most of what I have written into here so anyone who isn't in the Villain Dimension group could get this in their

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  • 4 weeks
    Lightsaber question

    OK, so I've been pondering about the meanings of the lightsaber colors in Star Wars, specifically, Cyan, Indigo, and Magenta, which are the three new lightsaber colors introduced in Jedi: Fallen Order (except there have probably been earlier uses of these three colors in Star Wars before, like KOTOR), and I've been wondering what the meanings of these three new lightsaber colors mean. Just for

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  • 6 weeks
    AntiBronyBenSwolo reacts to SWTOR in 2020

    I finally got to re-play SWTOR in so long, and boy has it been a long time. Like, so much has happened that I have not noticed that I feel like Captain America waking up from his iceberg. Granted, that's how I described modern Minecraft and Ninjago, so, there is that.

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Smol Bean Team characters · 5:10pm Oct 7th, 2019

Hey there, everyone. If you know this, then I want to talk about my characters a lot, but I don't because I try to make sure everyone is up to speed as to who these characters are. And it's easier said than done because my headcanon is...it's hard to explain. So, I decided to make updated profiles of 5 of my characters, which I'm going to share with you now. And boy, did it take me a long time to make these. So if you have any questions about them, please ask away.

Real/Full Name: Firefly Anakin Ghostbuster

Age: 12

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Species: Human/Pony Hybrid

Skin Color: White

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Emerald Green

Personality: Innocent, Kind, Unpredictable

Known Articles of Clothing: blue T-Shirt, dark grey gym shorts, black sneakers, tan Jedi Robe (optional)

Abilities: Force Sensitivity, can communicate with Animals

Weapons: Yellow Lightsaber

Affiliation: New Jedi Order, Smol Bean Team

Description: A young innocent soul full of life, Firefly has a big legacy to uphold as the son of SF_Ghostbuster, the Grandmaster of the New Jedi Order, as well as the son of the Element of Kindness, Fluttershy Skywalker. As a young baby, Firefly was kidnapped by a Dark Side Cult but was rescued shortly after. Little did the small family know that the Dark Side Cult had a bigger plan in mind than just kidnapping. But whatever that cult schemed, Firefly will train his hardest to become the best hero he can be if he is to help others in dire need. He has a crush on Cassie Topaz, who has likewise feelings for him.

Real/Full Name: Cassandra Elyse Topaz

Age: 12

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Species: Gem

Skin Color: Coffee

Hair Color: Maroon

Eye Color: Green

Personality: Excitable, Cunning, Lovesick

Known Articles of Clothing: common glasses, white T-shirt, maroon gym shorts, black flats, cross necklace

Abilities: Common Gem abilities (shapeshifting, regeneration inside her gem), Can swim through ink

Weapons: Splattershot Jr.

Affiliation: Crystal Gems, Meggy Spletzer's Team, Smol Bean Team (Team Leader)

Description: Cassie Topaz did not get the best start at life, as she was born to ex-villain Peacock Topaz, who was known for her NSFW methods. As such, she was bullied at school by the other girls for her potential to become a pervert, a villain, and because "her aroma lacked a certain appeal" (I know that's from Lion King, but it fits the point). Aside from being a Crystal Gem, Cassie spends her time in Inkopolis, where she trains for Turf Wars with Meggy Spletzer, which inadvertently made her a force to be reckoned with nonetheless.

Real/Full Name: Charlie Terius

Age: 12

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Species: Changeling/Mirilian Hybrid

Skin Color: Dark Green (Mirilian Form), Black (Changeling)

Hair Color: Black and Cyan (Mirilian Form), Insect Mane (Changeling)

Eye Color: Cyan

Personality: Handy, Fast Thinker, Curious

Known Articles of Clothing: Light Green/Cyan Pilot Suit (Mirilian Form)

Abilities: Shapeshifting, Hypnosis, Magic (Changeling Form), Flight (Changeling Form)

Weapons: DL-44 Blaster Pistol

Affiliation: Smol Bean Team

Description: Born to a Changeling Runaway and a Rebel Spy, Chuck Terius was always curious about his parent's past as her mother entered a comatose state during the Battle of Jakku, ending the war between the Empire and Rebellion. Chuck barely gets any answers though as his father, Garlen Terius does not want to relive the horrors of losing his wife. They do get along, however, as Garlen has been teaching Chuck Terius how to fly his old modified YT-1300 freighter, the Heaven's Cocoon. Despite his young age, Chuck learned quickly and became a formidable pilot for his friends.

Real/Full Name: Unknown

Age: 13

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Species: Human

Skin Color: White

Hair Color: Blonde with Red Dye (due to change)

Eye Color: Sith Eyes

Personality: Strong-Willed, Loyal, Calm, and Collected

Known Articles of Clothing: Dark grey, maroon, and navy blue Sith Robes (due to change)

Abilities: Force Sensitivity, Sith Lightning

Weapons: Red Saberstaff (due to change)

Affiliation: New Sith Order, Smol Bean Team

Description: Born in Russia, Lolei was raised in an orphanage until the age of 5, when a Dark Side cultist tried to take her in as his apprentice. Lolei was saved, however, by the Sith Lord Dark Ghostbuster, or "Dark Side" for short. Dark Side decided to take Lolei as more than his new apprentice but as his daughter. Lolei was taught in the ways of the Sith, but in a way that she would be able to work with the Jedi instead of against them. It will only be a matter of time before she becomes one of, if not the first Sith Hero.

Real/Full Name: Lightning Bug

Age: 12

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Species: Dark Side (a sort of evil clone, if you will)

Skin Color: Pale

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Red

Personality: Cruel, Psychotic, Arrogant, and Immature

Known Articles of Clothing: Dark Grey and Red Jumpsuit

Abilities: Force Sensitivity, Red Force Lightning, control over the Infinity Stones

Weapons: Quixoni Crystal Lightsaber, Clawed Gloves, Infinity Gauntlet

Affiliation: Infinite Empire (Emperor)

Description: As a young baby, Firefly was kidnapped by a Dark Side cult that wished to perform a dark spell of sorts on the child. Baby Firefly was rescued by his parents, but not before the spell was complete, creating Lightning Bug. Since then, Lightning Bug trained in the ways of the Dark Side under the Twentieth Brother, a surviving Imperial Inquisitor. Once Lightning Bug was old enough, the leadership of the cult was passed on down to him, and Lightning Bug reformed it into an Empire with the goal of collecting the Infinity Stones to destroy not necessarily the Jedi, but the Light Side of the Force as a whole, so that the Dark Side is all that remained. And it will only get worse from there.

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Comments ( 10 )

Because when people write young heroes, they usually go for 16-18-year-olds, and I usually did that for most of my characters, so I decided to switch it up a little and make them 12-13.

Well, they certainly sound interesting. Though, since the last name of one of your characters is "Ghostbuster", I can't help but sense a great disturbance in the Force. As if another canon is suddenly going to be messed around with beyond repair. :rainbowlaugh:

Yeah, I figured that was gonna happen. Doesn't help his dad has a pretty ridiculous name, even by pony standards.

...... They are kids? What is this, Jedi Fortnite?

Anyway, I can imagine them all ass kids in a neighborhood playing pretend in a Star Wars world, but it's more like one of the South Park Games. Like they are all rotten demon children with horrible parents but at the very least they have each other.

Yes, they're kids. And no, it's not Jedi Fortnite, because Firefly would know better and play Minecraft.
And I feel like what you see with them could actually make a good story. Just not sure it'd fit Firefly and his friends. It'd fit Lightning Bug though, cause he's a pretty big butthole.

Technically the only EVIL kid in South Park is Cartman, but they all sware, and all of their parents are incompetent parodies of real-world adults that are actually becoming more and more realistic each season.

Fair enough. I'm not sure I could take notes off of South Park of all things because I have a younger audience in mind, though I do intend to be mature in some areas (i.e. Lightning Bug going full psychopath). Just not too mature.

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