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Ribe_FireRain


Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain

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  • 150 weeks
    My Very Last Blog Post - Goodbye

    As of now, I think the time has come to finally abandon my Fimfiction page. I don't particularly want any involvement in the MLP community any longer and I hold no interest in continuing to be an active member. While my page remains open to everyone, I've logged out permanently and don't think I'll return to it or use it again. No more blogs, no more stories, no related content - it's over.

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  • 150 weeks
    I'm never going to be the person that... (Facts of life)

    I'm never going to be the person who goes out drinking with friends in the pub at the end of the week,
    I'm never going to be the person to enter a stable relationship,
    I'm never going to be the person to cry for those who won't cry for me,
    I'm never going to be the person who gives up over a little tough break,

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  • 150 weeks
    Either stay or leave. Don't play me about.

    If you're staying, stay.

    If you're playing around with me, kindly fuck off. I'm not in the mood.

    Either follow or don't follow. It really is that simple. Make up your mind already.

    Thank you. :ajsleepy:

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  • 150 weeks
    Need a distraction from your low mood? Here's an old photo of my guinea pig :3

    Because I'm sad and because my guinea pig is an adorable fwubby enchanted squeaking potato, here's Oscar laying down and snuggling into his brother, Guinness's guinea bum. Don't ask why he did that, just look at how cute he's being. Requires all the ear rubs. Should have called him Sir Purrsalot. 🐹

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  • 150 weeks
    ''Applejack, are you gay?'' French Translation - if you're interested.

    Back when I introduced this story a few years ago, I was approached by a French Translator called Rainbowsoarin007 and they requested me to allow them to turn my story into a French translation for viewers in that part of the world and those who speak it.

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Sep
2nd
2019

If you ever.... · 10:25am Sep 2nd, 2019

If you ever -

Met your OC, what would you say to them?

If you ever met one of the Mane Six / Seven, how would you spend the day with them?

If you ever ended up in Equestria, would you live in Ponyville, or would you venture across the world and settle someplace else?

Met Dr Hooves, where would you like him to time travel with you to, and why?

Had a choice between being an Earth pony, pegasus or unicorn, which one would you be, and why?

Had the option of having a faithful companion / furry friend (such as Spike), who would you choose and why?

If you had to confess your love to one of the ponies in the MLP universe, who would it be?

Had the choice of fighting against Nightmare Moon or Daybreaker, who would you pick?

If you had one of the Mane Six / Seven that you never wanted to speak to ever again, who would it be? Why did you fall out?

If you had dibs on picking a drinking buddy between Pinkie Pie, Applejack and Rainbow Dash, who would you pick?

If you had a best pony, who would it be, and why is it not Rarity?

If you had an ideal job placement in Ponyville or your town / city of residence in Equestria, what would it be?

If you ever got tired of answering endless questions about the fandom, insert a long, soul-draining *SIGH* here!

PS, Last question - ''We're owl exterminators!'' - Do you know which animated show this is from and who says it?

Comments ( 4 )

That's a lot of questions.

"we're owl exterminators!" Is from futurama and is said by Igner. (or is his name Ignor?)

If you ever -

Met your OC, what would you say to them?
-"Hey, how are you?"

If you ever met one of the Mane Six / Seven, how would you spend the day with them?
-For Twilight, I'd probably go to a museum or something scholarly.
Applejack seems like he'd appreciate a nice relaxed conversation filled day, ending with a trip to the liquor cabinet.
Ranbow Dash would probably enjoy going to some sports game or another. So I'd probably go to a Buck ball game.
For Fluttershy I'd probably volunteer at the animal sanctuary,
For Pinkie pie. I'd probably just bake with her and try to avoid getting diabetes.
And finally Starlight, I'd probably help her set up a show with Trixie or get her to play D&D with Spike.

If you ever ended up in Equestria, would you live in Ponyville, or would you venture across the world and settle someplace else?
-Rainbow Falls or the Crystal Empire is pretty cool. Honestly, I'd probably travel around for a bit. Going to a new town every other week after work.

Met Dr Hooves, where would you like him to time travel with you to, and why?
-Oooo, that's a good one. Hmm, personally, I'd love to learn more about the time between Equestrian unification, and the start of the diarchy.

Had a choice between being an Earth pony, pegasus or unicorn, which one would you be, and why?
-Pegasus, cause flying in the best. And having warm fluffy wings to snuggle your partner with, is also a plus.

Had the option of having a faithful companion / furry friend (such as Spike), who would you choose and why?
-I like the idea of having a phoenix like Philomena. That way if you have a kid/adopt you really don't have to worry about your pet dying. Cause bam! Phoenix's come back! It's a good generational pet.

If you had to confess your love to one of the ponies in the MLP universe, who would it be?
-*Shrugs*

Had the choice of fighting against Nightmare Moon or Daybreaker, who would you pick?
-Daybreaker, praise Luna.

If you had one of the Mane Six / Seven that you never wanted to speak to ever again, who would it be? Why did you fall out?
-Pinkie cause she doesn't understand the meaning of a quite, small party.

If you had dibs on picking a drinking buddy between Pinkie Pie, Applejack and Rainbow Dash, who would you pick?
-Applejack, she can hold her liquor better than Rainbow can by a long shot.

If you had a best pony, who would it be, and why is it not Rarity?
-Applejack, cause she's honest and practical. And because she really gets ignored for the most part by the group as a whole, and I sympathize with that.

If you had an ideal job placement in Ponyville or your town / city of residence in Equestria, what would it be?
-I'd probably try to build planes in all honesty.

If you ever got tired of answering endless questions about the fandom, insert a long, soul-draining *SIGH* here!
-*Flops*
PS, Last question - ''We're owl exterminators!'' - Do you know which animated show this is from and who says it?
-*Slowly goes wall-eyed.*

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