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  • Tuesday
    Fic recs, April 22nd: Jordan179 edition

    Once again, though a good bit late, I bring it upon myself to memorialize an author via reviews of their stories. Though this time, it's different, as I had no connection to Jordan179 and only learned of his passing (three years ago this month, coincidentally), from this post

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  • 1 week
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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  • 1 week
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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  • 2 weeks
    Super special interview power time GO!

    So back in, uh... February?? c_c;;; Fimfiction user It Is All Hell was like, "Hey, you wanna get interviewed?" and I was all, "Fuck yeah, I wanna get interviewed!"

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  • 3 weeks
    State of the writer, march 2024

    Arghiforgottopost

    I forgot to do anything really because I have to get up early for an appointment tomorrow and I've been preoccupied with it :C so much for getting to bed on time

    Argh

    Happy trans day of visibility and stuff

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Aug
11th
2019

Fic recs, August 11th! · 12:44pm Aug 11th, 2019

Estee is contemplating going to print, so go vote and get lots of voices in on the survey! Get those votes in by Monday!

If you've got a moment and some cash to spare, I-A-M could use your help!

This month's Flash Fiction Online includes wanting to pet soft things, eating eyes and false memories.

I'm cooking up technically two editions at the moment, but it was time to post something now that post-Bronycon stuff has died down. So have some minifics! I'm actually really excited to have finished one of the collections this time around. :D

H: 3 R: 6 C: 14 V: 0 N: 0

Trembling by Cold in Gardez
Genre: Future Fic
Scootaloo goes for a flight, out where nopony lives.
Scootaloo, flying? What is this nonsense. I like how the opening scene of this is very Lost Cities, just with an actor. Beyond strong imagery, though, this features a good scenario for the grown-up CMCs, and a good resolution to its problem. Definitely worth it if you like them!
Recommended

The Parable of Single Hoof by Esle Ynopemos
Reading by Scribbler, Jxnny and Illya Leonov
Genre: Fable
During the first Hearth's Warming, one pony stayed behind.
Oh my god, I'm done with An Apple a Day! :D Amazing! And this story is a great way to end it. Not only the reason why Single Hoof stayed behind when everypony else went to found Equestria, but what happened to him afterward. This is great world-building!
Highly Recommended

Letter from a Coward by Esle Ynopemos
Genre: Epistolary
Fluttershy's father writes her a letter.
It's heartbreaking, mostly because I feel like Fluttershy got the worst parents in the show. She could have had parents who were so much more interesting! But, well, here's a good letter written by an interesting character with a solid reveal at the end.
Recommended

Dreams of Victory by Esle Ynopemos
Genre: Dark
Trixie sought the Amulet's power once more.
This gets dark, but it's still got heart. Doesn't go as far as it could, in other words. I'll say Zecora's dialogue is not as great as it could be, but one does not expect such in these small fics.
Recommended If You Like Darker Fare

A Stinky Situation by Nonagon
Genre: Feghoot
You shouldn't be able to write a pun like that in under a hundred words, but the mad lad did it anyway. XD
Recommended

A Story of Prompts and Existentialism… I Guess? by FuzzyFurvert
Genre: Beautiful Garbage
This isn't really a story, but props to Fuzzy for actually doing this. Read the A/N at the start to find out what he done did.
Recommended for Laughs

Best of Both Worlds by HoofAndQuill
Genre: Slice of Life
It's been gray and overcast for three weeks.
AppleDashers will likely get a lot out of this, but if you're not into shipping? Good news, this isn't shipping! It's just a really cool moment with AJ and Rainbow Dash, not to mention some really solid character work on Applejack's part. Check it out!
Highly Recommended

Marine Biology by FanOfMostEverything
Genre: World-Building
This is just a simple briefing of a seapony military commander telling a class about what sorts of threats they will be preparing to fight in the future. There's not a lot of story, but this could be a good basis for an underwater adventure!
Recommended If You Like Seaponies

Novelember by Admiral Biscuit
Reading by ShadowOfCygnus
Genre: Ponies Writing Ponies
Applejack writes a novel.
This was fun. A bit of taking off of NaNoWriMo, a bit of poking fun at Applejack and fanfiction. It even includes a discussion of why self-insert fanfiction gets made!
Recommended

From Scratch by AugieDog
Genre: Limericks
Pinkie Pie and Applejack have a bakeoff.
"A thousand words of limericks?" I said to myself. "Oh boy." But this was great, I had nothing to fear. :) This went nowhere I expected it to. Augie makes this stuff look easy!
Highly Recommended

Pet Playdate by Silvernis
Genre: Fetish Fic
...Yeah, that's about the last thing I expected to see in one of these. o.O Kudos for being all dialogue?
Recommended If You're Into That

Fahsion by Bombastic Bookpony
Genre: Doctor Who Crossover
This was cute, I guess. If you like seeing Rarity as the Doctor's companion, as well as some light flirting, it's for you.
Recommended for Whovians

To Know Is to Burn by QueenMoriarty
Genre: Dark Comedy?
A pony in the Dragon Lands is about to die.
I have to admit, I felt a little lost in this one. The opening scene really sets up a much funnier story than we got, I feel, though it is pretty funny. An interesting and unusual look into dragon-based science!
Recommended for Dragon Fans

Magnificent by ObabScribbler
Genre: Creepy
I'm surprised this one was so short. Good job being creepy, though! Real good job there, Photo...
Recommended If You Like Dark Mixed With Romance

Sneezing System by SirNotAppearingInThisFic
Side Story to The One Who Got Away
Genre: Comedy
Ripple tries to repair a toaster.
You'll not be able to read this unless you've read The One Who Got Away, and if you haven't yet, you should, because it's excellent. This is also excellent! It's just a short foray back into the characters' world, but it's so true to form, it's just amazing. Well done.
Recommended

Double the Trouble by GroaningGreyAgony
Genre: Feghoot
This is really short, and even still, was it really necessary? XD
Recommended for Laughs

Six Little Words by KwirkyJ
Genre: Sad
Twilight Velvet just wishes she could have had some warning.
This is a short but powerful look into what has to be sacrificed to keep Equestria safe. I do love stories of this sort, and this one didn't need to be any longer than it is to work.
Recommended

The 200 Percent Solution by Pascoite
Genre: Comedy
Sassy Saddles and Rarity overhear something disagreeable in a bar.
The thing that really gets me is how this story was conceived, as detailed in the A/N. Well, that and how satisfying this is for how short it is. :)
Recommended

Written by the Victors by Abecedarian
Genre: Dark
Did I mention that Abecedarian is not actually dead like we all assumed he was? Because that's some good news, shove that in your happy place. :D And this is a cool story, taking place in the Wendigoes' point of view and detailing how they have suffered. I think it wouldn't have worked nearly as well as it does if not for where it ends.
Recommended

idk by 2Merr
Mature
Genre: Displaced Parody
Anon gets sent to Equestria.
Yeah, this was kind of fun. :) It all comes down to what his costume was. Note the Mature rating is for the whole collection, but does not apply to this story!
Recommended If You Like Displaced Parodies

Choux Pas by FanOfMostEverything
Genre: Feghoot
Twilight helps Pinkie with baking.
Geez. Just… geez. XD
Recommended for Laughs

Over the Moon by Uncr3at1ve
Genre: Random Comedy
Rainbow Dash and Featherweight go to the moon.
Here's one from last year's Trotcon speedfic panel! This is really funny if you don't take it too seriously, as it involves Rainbow Dash kissing Featherweight, and it's really gross focused on that detail. But that was kind of a thing that year, as I recall, hence the weirdness. And what a last line, my god.
Recommended for Laughs

Baked and Burned by Level Dasher
Genre: Feghoot
Smolder's not having fun in Pinkie Pie's class.
The contest may be over (as of publication?), but the feghoots continue! This was actually a pretty decent look at the Student Six, and Smolder dealing with frustration as to her perceived shortcomings.
Recommended for Student Six Fans

Friendly Pony Fluttershy by Loganberry
Genre: Filk
While I may have finished An Apple a Day, I'm also just now starting this one. Go figure. :B Though I usually barf at the mere mention of filk, this one's actually funny, so it counts as parody. The main joke is the song being used, so I won't spoil it, but suffice to say Logan did a really good job coming up with lyrics for it!
Recommended for Laughs

Comments ( 3 )

Have you ever tagged any other stories as 'Beautiful Garbage'? If so, I've never noticed it, but you ain't wrong either.

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