Jul
26th
2019
Usually Aragon would write the last song lyrics he liked as a title here · 3:14pm Jul 26th, 2019
RBDash47 will be selling the books at Bronycon. I wrote the foreward to GhostOfHeraclitus's, and you can tell I've been waiting for years for someone to just ask.
Some of mine might be available later, (still shopping around for publishers with Mare Who Once, before you ask) but my real name is attached to my FimFic one, so I've been very iffy about the legality of published fanfiction until recently. Not recently enough to have gotten books on the table at Bronycon, but that's great, because now I don't have to compete with my friends' work.
Juggle my poop
Tsk. Erasing inconvenient voices to make historical events fit the narrative better. How so very bourgeois of you.
I can't help but be reminded of a series of images of a D&D bard who keeps getting confronted by the monsters he's seduced along the way and the half-human offspring he unwittingly abandoned. Said paramours include a rock.
To be clear, I don't mean an earth elemental or a golem. No, in one case it's just a freaking inanimate stone and a humanoid assembly of pebbles hugging the guy's ankle and somehow saying "Daddy!" The bard's dwarven comrade looks especially disgusted in that one.
What I'm getting at is that Aragon is that bard, and this is not the only legal document he has sired.
kicks the proverbial door in
MARE WHO ONCE LIVED ON THE MOON BOOK?!
HOW DO I SEND ALL THE MONEY???!!!?!
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I'm glad we agree you're inconvenient
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He takes "courtship" quite literally, unfortunately.
I think you've spent too long around Aragon. That was exactly the sort of story Aragon would write, but he had nothing to do with it aside from being the subject. Also, you completely pulled it out of your ass, or possibly his ass, I'm not going to judge.
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More like vintage Numbers. There's a reason we became friends in the first place.
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Have you ever felt that you came into the room, part way through the wrong conversation?
I'm not on enough drugs for this conversation.
Wait, wait WAIT.
Aragon is a LAWYER?
The last Bronycon seems to be building up to be huge, given the comments and mentions I've been seeing all over the place. Huge guest lineup too.
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Very much yes.
It is also something I have caused in others, mostly on purpose.
There is something very satisfying about having a meal with friends, then managing to 180 the conversation into something completely nonsensical while one of them leaves for the toilet.
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And that's not even mentioning all the illegal documents he's sired! Seriously, don't mention it. Especially don't mention the threesome with Huckleberry Finn and Tropic of Cancer.
(Also, do you have a link for that D&D story?)
You know you can control where that "Read More" thing appears...
.... you also can murder constitution or any law by not using it in practice ... and I tend to think about anarchism as more everyday thing, because without this foundation political anarchism fails to live .....
In the bottom left corner is that a copy of biblical monsters with a new cover art!?!??
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It's a picture, not a story, but I can link to it. (Despite the mature dA filter, there's nothing objectionable on this one.)
I swear you're planning the tags ahead of time just so you can get stuff like this.
I think you'll find that the only proper ending to the Aragon/Numbers story (which made me laugh out loud in an undignified way I had to link my con roomies to in order to explain) is the whiskey shits.