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canonkiller


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    crawls out of my well

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    not dead

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  • 333 weeks
    mini story survey (?)

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Nov
11th
2012

How the Premiere Should Have Ended (SPOILERS ERRYWER) · 12:26am Nov 11th, 2012

How the episodes actually ended:

>GAK commercial
>Stairs going down
>Twilight finds door revealing worst fear
>Twilight converts door to passage
>Stairs going up
>Sheild fails
>Twilight finds Crystal Heart
>Twilight trapped
>Spike takes Crystal Heart
>Spike attempts to bring the Crystal Heart down the tower.
>King Sombra says his only complete line.
>Shining Armor throws Cadence like a friggin' paper plane.
>Cadence catches Crystal Heart
>Magic sparkles
>Crystal Ponies back to normal
>King Sombra (if I remember correctly, the video was laggy) turns into dust and it basically killed.
>Celebration whoohoo
>GAK commercial

How I think it should have ended:

>GAK commercial
>Stairs going down
>Twilight finds door revealing worst fear
>Twilight converts door to passage
>Stairs going up
>Sheild fails
>Twilight finds Crystal Heart
>Twilight trapped
>Spike takes Crystal Heart
>Spike attempts to bring the Crystal Heart down the tower.
>King Sombra actively blocks Spike, has ominous monologue
>Spike throws himself off the crystal spire
>Rarity catches him because apparently she doesn't remember she's a Unicorn in the episode.
>SHIPPING
>Cadence takes the Crsytal Heart and puts it in place
>Dramatic monologue by Cadence
>Beam from the Crystal Heart hits Sombra
>His shadowy form is blown away to reveal he's a Unicorn Crystal Pony (all Crystal Ponies in the episode are Earth Ponies)
>His real name is King Sparklebutt Sapphire and he's the King of the Crystal Ponies
>Cadence is his daughter, which is why she's the Crystal Princess
>Sapphire apologizes for his anger
> Ominous claim about a dark aura described like Nightmare Moon's smoke form taking over his mind (He was trapped just after Luna was banished, and returned right after she did.)
>Crystal Ponies sing a song about being shiny again and Sapphire has a solo because singing villain
>END

See, isn't that a better ending?

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Comments ( 11 )

Sure, but it needs more GAK GAK GAK :rainbowkiss:

491646

There's an Ask-Gak tumblr up already :rainbowlaugh:

491686

I really hope the next Friendship is Witchcraft includes Gak! :pinkiehappy:

that ending was way better, thank you.

but i enjoyed the cannon ending none the less but i agree that we need more villains that are redeemed

seriously at this rate there will be an entire league of villains that comes back at the last season (may it be long until it happens)

but don't worry, sombra isn't gone forever, just look at the pieces of him when he is blown apart.

notice how the horn is fully intact? now when you see that think of what only a fragment it did too the most magical place in equestria.

i believe that we have not seen the last of either discord, chrysalis or sombra (inb4 sombralis shipping is best villain shipping)

491646 WHAT IS ALL THIS HYPE ABOUT GAK!?!?!

LINK IT TO ME NOW OR SUFFER MY WRATH!!!!!

491752

IT'S GAK HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW

Well, in short, the Hub aired 5 Gak commercials (Gak is basically a lovechild between Silly Putty and bubble gum) in a row. Twice. There were a lot of Gak commercials. Gak got more screentime than Sombra.

491714

Well, John De Lancie has confirmed he's been doing more voice acting for pony. :pinkiehappy:

And on the villains-last-season note - personally, I like to believe that this season is only 13 episodes because they're working on a movie :raritystarry:

491796 ...i came at the sole thought of a 2 hours consistent MLP story

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