Sneak Peek of the Newest Chapter · 12:51am Jun 17th, 2019
Freedom Fighter's laughter grew louder and louder until he was almost roaring. Noble noticed and held his tongue. What was this about?
"Ah-ha-hee! Ha! Whoo! I did it! I did it! I freaking did it, finally, and I didn't make a fool out of myself! Hahahahahaaaaa!"
"I can understand the reason to celebrate," Noble slowly began. "I would too. Your scars are gone! That's great!"
"No! No, no, no, you don't get it! I actually managed to-! Well, it's kind of a stupid thing. Why am I talking so much? I love talking! Talking is amazing! Don't you think?"
"...Are you high?"
"High in the clouds, Noble!" Freedom bounced back to his hooves, prancing around the knight. "And guess what? I was in the clouds with Twi-" He cut himself off with wide eyes all of a sudden, and then forcibly stuck his metal hoof in his mouth.
"What?"
Freedom took his metal hoof out, dripping with saliva. "Don't make me say it."
"Say what?"
"Don't make me say it!"
"How will I know what you're not going to say if you don't tell me, Freedom? Come on, tell me what you were keeping secret so I know why it's a secret."
"That's a trap, and you know it. And traps are bad."
"Unless you spring the trap."
"I guess." Freedom Fighter began to chuckle uncontrollably.
"What's so funny?"
"Springing the traps...ha! Don't you get it? 'Springing' the 'Trap?' It's…" He gave him a blank stare. "You really have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?"
"Well, obviously! You never told me!"
"I am now!"
"Is springing a trap like an expression now?"
"I made it up on the spot."
"What's it about?"
Freedom Fighter tried to restrain a smile. "You know hermaphrodites?"
"I already hate where this is going."
"Well, if you get one of them excited...sexually...you'd be...springing...a trap." He nodded. "Get it now?"
"Unfortunately, yes." Noble pinched his nose and began to walk the other direction.
"Hey! Hey! Come on, come on! That's just where my mind went!"
"I'm pretty sure I've said this to you, but thou hast a messed-up brain."
"Says the pony waiting just outside his girlfriend's bathroom door."
"Th-thou shalt...shutteth… uppeth… thy...mouth-hole, or I shall do thee an injury!"
Ssoooo...FreeTwi is in full-force, I guess?
Either way, I'm still pumped for the next chapter in...how long again?
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I was slacking on it over the past week or so, but I've returned to it in full force. You should expect the newest chapter by at least Wednesday. Maybe sooner, if I decide to be better at writing. I'll do my best. You readers deserve that much.
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Also, does TwiFight sound better? I think it sounds better.