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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 48 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 59 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 88 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 89 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 112 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jun
13th
2019

Not-Yet-Princess Twilight Sparkle and the Tale of the Dark Empress of Teatime · 11:34pm Jun 13th, 2019

One day, Princess Celestia sits down to tea with her student, Twilight Sparkle, and the precocious filly demands to know: Why can't it be teatime all the time?

In response, Princess Celestia tells her student a story.

"Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria—"

"That's a terrible way to start a story."

A bit miffed, but not yet peeved, the princess began again. "One upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there was a unicorn who went mad with power, and she proclaimed herself the Empress of Teatime. By her decree, every hour, of every day, would be teatime. This is not as good as it might sound, and so another unicorn was sent to stop her, and to put an end to her nefarious ways. A brave little unicorn filly, though not a little filly. She would be a mare soon, this filly, and her name was Sunset—you know what, we'll call her Sunny, because she is best remembered for her sunny disposition. Sunny was the student of one Princess Celestia, a wise and benevolent ruler of great renown."


This is a rough, crude teaser of what is soon to come. I've been hard at work on a new short. Should only be a few chapters. Get hyped. Or not.

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Comments ( 9 )

Hype = Engaged

Sounds good.

Engaging Hype engines! Set Hype to maximum!

(Now I just need to add speed lines to my avatar pic)

Sounds interesting. i'd read it.

Yep, I'm hooked!

Sounds good, I'll read it :)

Oh lawd is Kudzu finally writing sum bacon horse? :D :D :D

it would be really weird if if in equestria someone can go low level nightmare for something as menial as tea time.

Well I do declare, it looks like it’s just about tea time ol’ chap.

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