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Jun
5th
2019

FimFiction Feghoot Festival Timeline · 5:59am Jun 5th, 2019

So, first announcement: the feghoot contest is now called the FimFiction Feghoot Festival! Yay, alliteration! Anyway, here's a rough timeline of events for the next two months:


BEFORE CONTEST:
Tonight: I post this blog and message all the judges confirmed so far asking them for short bios to put under their names in the contest rules.

Tomorrow: I ask RogerDoger and Xepher about the feasability of using the Writeoff or Iron Author platforms, respectively, for the final judging round

The rest of this week: I message a bunch of artists asking if they want to donate art to the contest winners. I figure even if only one in ten say yes, that's still a lot of cool feghoot-inspired art.

Later this week: with the judges mostly in place, I send out a list of judges to each judge to make sure there aren't any people who refuse to work with other people. Just in case.

Next week: I finish typing up the rules and running them by the judges to fine-tune them, keep organizing and tweaking the contest, and wait for Friday to roll around

Also next week: I announce some of the judges each day, drumming up excitement

Next Wednesday: I message everyone involved a reminder of when the contest starts and that they should promote it when it does


DURING CONTEST:
Friday, June 14th: 6pm PST (9pm Eastern Time): I create the contest group and the contest goes live. Only stories published after this point in time qualify for the contest.
6:05pm: I post a blog announcing the contest has officially started
6:05-6:20: I message all the judges, editors, artists, audiobook readers, and anyone else I'm forgetting with a short prewritten announcement that they can copy paste into their own blogs and social media that the contest has officially started
Rest of night: I manage questions and comments regarding the contest

Friday, June 21st: I send out an enncouraging message, announce any new judges or artists

Sunday, June 30th: Halfway through announcement

Thursday, July 4th: Independence Day in the United States, which has no bearing on this contest.

Sunday, July 7th: One week left announcement

Friday, July 12th, 12am: 72 hours to go!

Friday evening: I remind everyone that those who private message me begging for an extension and having an at least mediocre reason for it get one extra day to finish their stories up.

Saturday, July 13th, 12am: 48 hours to go!

Sunday, July 14th, 12am: 24 hours to go
12pm: 12 hours to go!
6pm: 6 hours to go! I again remind everyone that those who private message me begging for an extension and having an at least mediocre reason for it get one extra day to finish their stories up.
9pm: 3 hours to go!
11pm: 1 hour to go!
11:59:59pm: Contest ends!


AFTER CONTEST:
Monday, July 15th, 12am: When I say I'm gonna close contest submissions
1:30am: When I actually close contest submissions
Afternoon: Blog post reviewing how judging will work, how many entries we had, etc.
11:59:59pm: Deadline for late submissions with PM approval

Tuesday, July 16th, 12am: Contest folder closes, no ifs, ands, or buts

Mid-morning: First round of judging begins

Saturday, July 20th: First round of judging ends

Sunday, July 21st: Second round of judging begins

Thursday, July 25th: Second round of judging ends

Friday, July 26th: Finals judging begins

Tuesday, July 30th: Finals judging ends


RESULTS:
Saturday, August 3rd, sometime in the afternoon or evening: Winners announced live at BronyCon, with multiple livestreams available online

Later that day or possibly simultaneously: Winners published online

Rest of August: Winners coordinate with artists and audiobook readers and me for their prizes
Scores for all stories, without judges names, released to public, feedback possibly available upon request
I bask in the glory of having run the best FimFiction contest ever!

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Comments ( 11 )

Well, this is definitely better contest scheduling than I've ever put together. I look forward to being a part of this.

5069658
Thank you! I’m bad at organizing my own life, but great at organizing other peoples’ !

My Inner Twilight Sparkle is pleased by the organized nature of this, even as she glares with one peering eye at the mere concept of allowing extensions. Oh, dear, now she's ranting about how people could ask for extensions when having a month to do something she could pull off in a week if she's lazy. If you'll pardon me, I need to summon my Inner Spike to calm her down.

You’ve set up this contest better than I’ve set up my own life... :unsuresweetie:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

You heccer, that first round of judging is the week of Trotcon D:

5069680
You’re welcome to just join us for the second and final rounds of judging.

I really hope I can afford to go to TrotCon in 2020.

5069674
Same tbh. I haven’t had insurance for two months now because I’ve been too lazy to finish applying for MediCal.

5069667
I don’t either, but not as much as I don’t like people having great entries but being unable to enter because they stink at time management.

5069695
*frantic hand-waving* Shush, quiet! We only just got her calmed down with a copy of the Encyclopedia Britannica! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a physical copy of that thing these days?

ROBCakeran53
Moderator

Thursday, July 4th: Independence Day in the United States, which has no bearing on this contest.

Um, excuse me, but this is relevant to everything.

5069719
This sounds like Heartland Rock and Country had a baby.

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