HEY. YOU.

DON'T FORGET TO CALL YOUR MOM TODAY YOU LAZY TRASH WAD!

Unless she is terrible, sadly no longer with us, abusive, nonexistent, or you do not live in a place where Mother's Day is being celebrated. Or if you live with her, in which case go give her a hug, after you take a shower and brush your teeth. No one wants gross hugs, you gross, gross creature you.
That is all.

-pencil

Comments

[Just_Me123]

Aw man, you can't give this a thumbs, either up or down...

[Level Dasher]

Brushed teeth, gave her a hug, and attempted to make her breakfast but she was too tired to eat.
Also got her flowers.

[Olden Bronie]

I sent mine a nice card... and a gift card.

Even though she was mean and she and my father were abusive. Sorry. You probably don't want to know that.

So, I guess I did the right thing...maybe.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

I gave her a hug and card and cake.

[Super Trampoline]

I'm taking her to do one of those saltwater sensory deprivation float chamber things!

[Snuffy]

Two weeks left until mother's day over here. Good ol' mum though. Recently a pensioner who takes care of a house with cats, dogs, and two horses. Goes on riding trip travels, has an active social life, and still works with helping the elderly a few days of the week. Definitely deserves a hug for being awesome.

[PresentPerfect]

I don't have to call her, I talked to her. :B

She's spent the day up in Cleveland for her uncle's funeral <.<

[Trick Question]

I will call Mom on the phone and suppress telling her how much I want to have sex with her. Which is a lot.

[Trick Question]

5057790
That is so you.

[Skeeter The Lurker]

Glanced at her ashes and gave a nod and smile.

Not much need for words. Good ol' granny? Gave her a kiss and said it to her.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[Super Trampoline]

5057827
You’re certainly an interesting person.

[Majin Syeekoh]

I emailed my mom a $50 Sephora gift card through Amazon after texting my brother asking what her email address is.

She appreciated it.

[Olden Bronie]

Did you call your mom, pencil?

[DumbDog]

We had a big fight. It was great.

[anonpencil]

5057869
I went and made her dinner, it was a good time! :)

[Olden Bronie]

5057988
Nice!