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Bad Dragon


I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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May
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Teaching a filly about birds and bees · 5:35pm May 12th, 2019

A certain filly is clueless about the purpose of reproductive organs. In the latest chapter, she’ll get some much-needed education along with practical applications. Enjoy!

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Comments ( 14 )

Not alowed to read that

5057691 Have your parents not had the birds and bees speech with you yet?

5057714
Well they have had that with me but my mother just doesn’t want me to write or read any sex scenes or whatever so I’m sorry but I’m not doing that man, also why the hell do you think I am a kid? Show I may act like one but I’m not man.

5057719 I have not implied that you're a kid, ma'am. My only assumption was that even old women like you also had parents at some point.

You're not required to read the story, of course. I do wonder, however, does the forbidden fruit not taste the sweetest?

5057737
Old, what do you mean old mister? I’m insulted now lol

5057738 You don't want to be young, you don't want to be old. Make up your mind, woman.

5057963 At what age do you think you'll achieve sexual maturity and will be able to read and write things of sexual nature?

5058066 Why do you think everyone around you will reach sexual maturity earlier than you?

Perhaps most other people can play football better than you, and that can't be helped. But you could beat them on the sexual maturity front. Wouldn't that be something?

5058077
Oh just shut up

5058079 We're all limited by our physiology one way or the other.

For instance, did you know I can't fly? You're the first one I've told this. Nopony else knows I have this disability. I'm a full-blown cripple in that aspect. If I jumped from a cliff I wouldn't even be able to soar through the air. I'd just fall down and die. That's my physical limitation, and I'll never be able to surmount it. But that's okay because there are still many things that I can do.

You know what the tragic part would be? Having the capability to do something and not doing it because of the barriers you erect yourself. Now that's a real tragedy.

So yes, I'm different from birds in the flying aspect. They can fly and I can't. But that doesn't mean I can't get it on as birds can. I can be just as good as they are in that aspect because being able to fly has nothing to do with it.

Perhaps you're also unable to spread your wings. But that doesn't mean you can't spread your legs.

5058084
Listen I think this discussion is over.

5058093 I could actually use your help with something. In this thread, my friend and I can't seem to agree on a subject, and I think you could set us straight. You know of these things first-hoof, so it should be very easy for you to provide the correct answer. You see, I believe vulva is part of the vagina, but my friend keeps contradicting me, saying that they're separate entities. You have the power to settle this debate once and for all. And remember, with the great power that you have comes great responsibility. If you don't use this power for good, the result could be that a person will be wrong on the internet, and we just can't have that. You need to use your power and knowledge for the good of the world and save us from the encroaching ignorance. You have the power. Use it.

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