She's All Yak (Review) · 8:44pm May 11th, 2019
Well, at least my cold is better, but that doesn't stop MLP making me sick (Sigh)
SHE'S ALL YAK
LP: 8000
30 seconds in and you already said EVERY-CREATURE
-Automatic 500
LP: 8000 -----> 7500
Wow! Someone FINALLY GETS IT ("Yona Not Pony") so don't say "Ponypal"
-No damage
Of all the ponies to ask for advice, she's asking Rarity (Aka: Would take first prize in a Stupidity Contest.)
See what I mean (She can't come up with how to sugarcoat what she means)
-200
LP: 7500 -----> 7300
Oh, joy... now they're hitching off "MY FAIR LADY"
-200
LP: 7300 -----> 7100
Rarity, you are the LAST teacher I'd want (I even hold Twilight in better authority than you)
-200 for annoying me.
LP: 7100 -----> 6900
Despite this, I do wonder what the Young Six would look like in Equestria Girls.
Fluttery's forgetting Yona is a yak! she can't follow in horse steps!
UGH!!
-500 for sheer stupidity.
LP: 6900 -----> 6400
Aw... she's talking Rhyme (Just like her husband on Starfleet Magic)
-No damage
Pinkie Pie's special ability: She can do certain things, or get to places mysteriously fast, but I doubt even a yak sneeze would blow the flour all over like that.
-No damage
Eeyup... MY FAIR LADY.
-200 just because...
LP: 6400 -----> 6200
?!!... That's the second time EVERY-CREATURE was said! You know the rules!
-500
LP: 6200 -----> 5700
Sniff-sniff... I smell a train wreck on the approach...
-Holding damage...
?!!! UGH!! THREE TIMES "Every Creature!"
LP: 5700 -----> 5200
WARNING... WARNING!!
-No damage yet...
MAYDAY... MAYDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
-Damage about to come!!
...Saw that coming 100 miles away
-500 for being cliched and predictable.
LP: 5200 -----> 4700
Ugh! That tree house still ticks me off (Because the Tree of Harmony was resurected)
-200
LP: 4700 -----> 4500
UGH!!!! Now their saying ANY CREATURE!!!
-500
LP: 4500 -----> 4000
"Yona not make very good pony" Um yeah... BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A PONY!!! (Never try to be something you just aren't)
-200
LP: 4000 -----> 3800
Oh brother... I sense a new Shipping within the Fandom (Yona-Sandbar)
-No damage
Every-pony and Every creature both said!!!
That's 1000 (500 for each)
LP: 3800 -----> 2800
FINAL SCORE: 2800
This ep sucked!
I think I'll watch Jeff Hyslop dance...
hope u feel better