Equestria Girls Headcanon Nonsense: Quick Shots

The following are random bits of headcanon I have about various characters in "Equestria Girls."

• Aria Blaze has a knack for computers. She has taken coding classes and is an expert hacker. She also manages an online stock portfolio for the Dazzlings which is successful enough that they don't actually have to work.
• Sugarcoat loves angel food cake.
• Sunset Shimmer has a hold at the local comics shop and stops in every Wednesday for her latest books. She has a friendly rivalry with the EQG world's Quibble Pants over who sees the latest big event stories. The two of them are unbearably smug to the other when they get to the big plot twists first.
• Sunny Flare likes girls and secretly has a crush on Rarity.
• Twilight Sparkle really enjoys the "pulsate" setting on her shower head... if you catch my drift.
• Rainbow Dash is a secret Oubliettes & Ogres player. Her current group includes Micro Chips, Muffins, Octavia, Wiz Kid and Curly Winds. She runs a 10th level Half-Elf rogue.
• Sonata Dusk once took the SATs for fun. She scored a combined 1589.
• Principal Celestia keeps a bottle of whiskey in her desk for "emergencies." Those emergencies have increased over the last couple of years.
• Vice-Principal Luna is a retired hacker who once used the online alias "NightmareMoon." She was forced to retire when the "ForeverNight" virus she created accidentally caused a three-day blackout in Manehatten. It was originally supposed to hijack the jumbotrons in the city center to show the NASA live feed of the moon for those three days.
• Fluttershy has considered taking a vacation to a naturist resort. She has yet to summon up the courage to go through with it.
• Three of the background girls at CHS are transgender. Another one is actually a male crossdresser.
• Sour Sweet has three older sisters and she can't stand any of them.
• Rarity once spent over $1000 on bath bombs.
• Applejack has over $200 worth of makeup in her top dresser drawer and three high quality dresses in her closet. She doesn't know when she'll have occasion to use them, but she does everything she can to prevent Rarity from knowing it all exists.

Comments

[Tethered-Angel]

• Aria Blaze has a knack for computers. She has taken coding classes and is an expert hacker. She also manages an online stock portfolio for the Dazzlings which is successful enough that they don't actually have to work.

I'm rather fond of this one myself

[CapNTilfy]

All of these would make awesome stories.

I could see Sunny Flare crushing on Rarity. They're both posh girls, after all.

[FanOfMostEverything]

I would love to be a fly on the wall during one of those O&O sessions.

[Shadow_Wolf]

I approve of all of these