Character interview #6 King Sombra

So I was doing these at one point, figured it was high time I did some more.

Wait, you're not supposed to canon characters with these. Ah what the hell, let's see how Dark Pony Sombra responds to them.

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King Sombra interview

1. What is you real name and Nickname?

I am King Sombra, the Tyrant of the Crystal Empire, the Lord of fear and hate, the Shadow Monarch, the King of Monsters!

2. Ok... What's you current age?

I am old enough.

3. Uh huh. Whats your favorite food?

I enjoy some good hate now and then.

4. And your favorite drink?

I'm particular to fear.

5. Confession time. Who's your lover?

Does Private Iceland counts? Private Iceland counts.

Private: NO I DO NOT!!!!

Fine, fine. I have never really had an official consort.

6. Have you ever kissed anyone?

Oh plenty of times. *Evil chuckle.*

7. What about you childhood sweetheart?

I had no time for such trivialities in my youth.

8. Who's you favorite author?

I am not too interested in fiction.

9. Now, What is you biggest fear?

I do not have one. I am everypony's biggest fear. 😈

10. Any Siblings?

I had a younger sister.

11. Ok only 10 more questions. Who's your hero.

There are none I particularly looked up to.

12. Ok who is your worst enemy?

I do believe they have an entire ridiculous show centered around them.

13. Who's your best friend?

Hmm. I'm going to put Private Iceland on this one.

Private: Will you LEAVE me out of this.

No, I do not think I will.

Private: Ugh.

Hehehe

14. What would do if you met your creator?

Do you refer to the writers of the show? Or the infantile person currently writing stories about me?

Askre: Haha, very funny.

15. What do you want to be when you grow up?

I am already an adult so I do not see how this question is relevant.

16. What's your worst nightmare?

I have no nightmares. I am ponies nightmares. 👹

17. What's your lifelong dream?

To gain power.

18. What would you do if your liflong dream came true?

Ah but that is the beauty of it, you can never gain too much, it's an never-ending process.

19. Where's your favorite place to relax?

Private: Not. One. Word.

Really now, Private, I was simply going to say within my chambers in the Crystal Empire back when I ruled it.

Private: Oh.

With you of course by my side.

Private: GAAAH!!!!!

Hehehehe

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I'm starting to think Sombra can't go a minute without freaking Private out.