Reqcuisciat en peaches

O deplorable Fate! How cruel that My Harshwhinnial received its first review — and the most glowing review anyone could have ever asked for, no less — only after its author was no longer here to appreciate it.

Yes, readers: while horizon remains right here, I tell you now that Luther Blissett is dead.

> mood

So I have done the only thing I possibly could, and given Luther an appropriate sendoff: posting the final chapter to My Harshwhinnial that he never got the chance to write.

The magnum opus for the ages has now been marked Complete, if you were waiting for that to happen before reading, you monster.

May Princesscorn Princess Celestia have mercy on Luther's soul.

And ours.

Comments

[Super Trampoline]

RIP in pepperonis

[iisaw]

The magnum opus for the ages has now been marked Complete, if you were waiting for that to happen before reading, you monster.

That fact that I only downloaded it just now is pure coincidence.

Honest.

[Random Bits]

Is that really the first review? Wasn't it locked up in a sealed Pony Fiction Vault, ostensibly to preserve it for future generations in case the megaspells drop but actually just so this affront to literature never escapes into the wild again? No? I must be imagining things.

[RBDash47]

5049732
Strictly speaking, the Vault didn't offer reviews of the works it stored.

[horizon]

5049732
I was going to say "being accurate would have sounded less tragic," but I like 5049751's answer better.

[fausticornrules]

5049766
to clarify horizon is dead?

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

I'm confused

[horizon]

5049775
horizon is still right here where he always was.

My Harshwhinnial is … a special case.

(I've edited the post slightly for clarity.)

[horizon]

5049776
A brief look at My Harshwhinnial will probably be sufficient to clarify why I refuse to admit authorship of something posted to my account.

(I've edited the post slightly for clarity.)

[PresentPerfect]

what a dick :|

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

5049816
I'm still confused.

[horizon]

5049822
So to take a historical example, you know how Dante's Inferno was written by Dante Alighieri, and it tells the story of how Dante got dragged through Hell by the poet Virgil? And of course it is super legitimately autobiographical and completely true?

If Horizon is author Dante, then Luther Blissett is went-to-hell Dante.

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

5049831
Oh. Okay.
Still confused.

[nemryn]

Sick trasnit floor is Monday

[Skywriter]

Ah, Luther. We did not deserve you.

[horizon]

5050007
Truly, was there anyone who ever did?

5049924
*silently upvotes the best mondegreen he's heard in a dock sage*