LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Sick in bed this weekend. No review of new episode. Gave it an 8/10.
Your Fortune Cookie for May 2019 is:
"Vaseline is not Assholine."
令和1年5月1日 (水)
"What do you mean, shop class is a requirement for boys and girls? Do you know what sawdust does to chiffon?!"
"Okay who posted the picture of me and Fluttershy in a 69?"
"...I have no idea what this says, or even what language it's in."
According to the instructions, you're a little bitch.
What does this mean: 'in...stru...ction'?Eh; nevermind. I'll wing it
How the hell is shop class in my contract?
“You mean I gonna have my dress covered in wood pieces? I’m demanding Principal Celestia to swap me to an unharmed dress class!”
"Hmm... now what manner of tool is this flappy thing?"
Rarity: "You want me to help you build this...?"
AJ: "Well, technically I'm going to build it, you're going to decorate the interior."
Rarity: "....but it's a sex dungeon."
AJ: "I'll triple your pay."
Rarity: "So I'm thinking of lavender carpeting and a nice heart-shaped bed with the rose colored sheets..."
5048801
That would be my doing.
"Oh dear. This wasn't the sort of woodworking I had in mind."
"I can't read this. It's blank!"
"It's backward."
"Ah, OK. Much better. Now what?"
Oooooorrr....
"I promise you, this isn't what it looks like!"
"It looks like, you were a Porn Star"
"Oh, no, nowhere close. This is me and a friend....."
"I DON'T WANNA KNOW!"
needless to say, Rarity had some opinions regarding the bill, and not all of them were good...
Rarity: Oh... my. Darling, I knew that you said that you need help chiseling something, but I don't think this is what either of us had in mind
Rarity: “What is this new article? Gabby Gums…“
After purchasing Persona 5 on sale, Rarity being surprised that a newer version of the game was being released was expected
"What do you mean, shop class is a requirement for boys and girls? Do you know what sawdust does to chiffon?!"
"Okay who posted the picture of me and Fluttershy in a 69?"
"...I have no idea what this says, or even what language it's in."
According to the instructions, you're a little bitch.
What does this mean: 'in...stru...ction'?
Eh; nevermind. I'll wing it
How the hell is shop class in my contract?
“You mean I gonna have my dress covered in wood pieces? I’m demanding Principal Celestia to swap me to an unharmed dress class!”
"Hmm... now what manner of tool is this flappy thing?"
Rarity: "You want me to help you build this...?"
AJ: "Well, technically I'm going to build it, you're going to decorate the interior."
Rarity: "....but it's a sex dungeon."
AJ: "I'll triple your pay."
Rarity: "So I'm thinking of lavender carpeting and a nice heart-shaped bed with the rose colored sheets..."
5048801
That would be my doing.
"Oh dear. This wasn't the sort of woodworking I had in mind."
"I can't read this. It's blank!"
"It's backward."
"Ah, OK. Much better. Now what?"
Oooooorrr....
"I promise you, this isn't what it looks like!"
"It looks like, you were a Porn Star"
"Oh, no, nowhere close. This is me and a friend....."
"I DON'T WANNA KNOW!"
needless to say, Rarity had some opinions regarding the bill, and not all of them were good...
Rarity: Oh... my. Darling, I knew that you said that you need help chiseling something, but I don't think this is what either of us had in mind
Rarity: “What is this new article? Gabby Gums…“
After purchasing Persona 5 on sale, Rarity being surprised that a newer version of the game was being released was expected