These new Episodes... · 1:01am Apr 24th, 2019
1 minute... one fucking minute. They've had years to prepare and it only take Sombra one Celestia damn minute to conquer the entire Crystal Empire. So what do the Princesses do in light of Shining Armor's defensive failure? Why, the only reasonable thing one could do in their position and put him in charge of their castle's total security system!
It's later revealed Spike popped the hot air balloon Pinkie Pie was in then watched as she plummeted helplessly to the ground. An act of #CasualMurder that could have easily killed Pinkie, but instead, he's rewarded as Sibling Supreme rather than be put on trial for his life.
Meanwhile, poor Chryssi is out in some forest, driven to insanity by these insane ponies to the point she's making new minions by burning their faces onto wooden logs. Just let our changeling queen win already!
Oh, and the new episodes are great.
Lolol
Let's face it, if a falling anvil couldn't kill Twilight there's no chance a hot air balloon crash would kill Pinkie.