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  • 3 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 3 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 4 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 6 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 9 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Apr
19th
2019

It’s My Birthday! · 7:18am Apr 19th, 2019

I’m on the (late) Megabus on my way to BABSCon and I’m officially 27 now! Another year closer to eternal death. Yay!!!

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Maybe I’ll finally lose my virginity this year. I packed condoms, the eternal optimist.

Happy birthday mate!

May the next nine years be as good as the last.

Happy birthday! May you have many more awesome ones!

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All you need now is some chloroform and you're all set my dude.

Happy orbital anniversary! Here's to many more trips around the sun.

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An excellent choice of image. :D

hap birt

Happy Birthday man!

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Kind of crazy to think that Garfield is over 40 years old


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I’ve watched enough problematic videos on PornHub to know where this is going.

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With a little extra work, maybe you can do something about that "eternal death" business as well!

Always remember to bring your prophylactery, kids.

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They don’t call orgasming “la petite mort” for nothing.

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