It’s My Birthday! · 7:18am Apr 19th, 2019
I’m on the (late) Megabus on my way to BABSCon and I’m officially 27 now! Another year closer to eternal death. Yay!!!
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I’m on the (late) Megabus on my way to BABSCon and I’m officially 27 now! Another year closer to eternal death. Yay!!!
Maybe I’ll finally lose my virginity this year. I packed condoms, the eternal optimist.
happy birthday!
Happy birthday mate!
May the next nine years be as good as the last.
Happy birthday! May you have many more awesome ones!
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All you need now is some chloroform and you're all set my dude.
Happy orbital anniversary! Here's to many more trips around the sun.
An excellent choice of image. :D
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Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday man!
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Kind of crazy to think that Garfield is over 40 years old
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I’ve watched enough problematic videos on PornHub to know where this is going.
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With a little extra work, maybe you can do something about that "eternal death" business as well!
Always remember to bring your prophylactery, kids.
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They don’t call orgasming “la petite mort” for nothing.