A response.... · 5:45am Apr 19th, 2019
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No, because some asshole wished for chicks. The genie didn’t mess up.
Time difference. The fatass is a villain in- oh wait, no, that’s still the case in Sonic.
They only believed Socrates because he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about questioning everything.
Makin’ sweet love to the coffee maker tonight!
No they don’t. They get secretaries, make controversies, and then they’re in the proper prison.
Yes, but they also skip the ‘here’s what fucked up side effects you’ll get’ shtick. Lemme tell ya, they make an awesome marketing team.
I have no objections with this one. However, you really wanna beat the shit outta something? Get a .50 Cal, that’s like a Super Smash Bros. Homerun bat.
Odin was a shit, so he kinda deserved it.
It’s a amusement park/home. To get in, you need to pay up by borrowing from people without their permission.
As a white person, I agree.
But if you wanna fight fair, grab a big fucking wrench. It has about the same effect.
They probably meant ‘the pen is mightier because no one expects to be stabbed in the eyes by pens’.
Everyone is equal, yet not. That’s why everyone’s a nice evenly cut snowflake.
An insane person would think they’re perfectly reasonable. Like Harvey. Harvey’s crazy.
Touché.
Not gonna lie, I kinda like this response better than anything I could come up with.
Mark Twain couldn’t even get his name right. He’s apparently scared of people.
Proverbs like ‘blood thicker than water’ and ‘curiosity killed the cat’ are actually shortened because being fun and adventurous is a sin, like happiness.
Art exists because some asshole said ‘you know what? Instead of using specific words to describe how I feel, I’ll draw some vague colorful nonsense and everyone will understand’. The funny part is it worked.
That sun’s also gonna explode on us in a few million years, so don’t grow attached to it.
This sentence is a symptom of boredom.
What do you think press conferences and news interviews are for?
So are high schoolers on presentations.
The difference is that you’ll be declared insane by the hospital if you attack someone, but if you attack a burglar to protect your property, the law categorizes you as a low-life like the robber.
Optimism is a paradox as well. World beating the crap outta you? You’re fine. If anything, Optimism feels like it would lead to depression.
Hey! Give some credit to our public school teachers!
Prime example Home Alone.
I guess I skipped to the end on that one.
Nah, some asshole started using it for everyday purposes. They called it stupid, but he trooped on.
Have you not seen Rule 34?
Drink beer. That’s gonna last longer.
Manipulation happens pretty often. You’re always going to be someone’s puppet.
Idiocy is a great word.
So a guy was challenged to read the Bee Movie script.
The main difference between sadness and depression is attention span.
That’s ... accurate,..
You mean the HMG itself?
Damn. Well played.
Seems like a thing you'd do.
Glad we could do this.
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Is it bad that I just now realized you responded? .... Probably. In any case:
Yes. The mother fuckin’ HMG. I mean, you’d need to be buff as fuck, but it could work.
Thank you.
I know right?
I’m glad we could this too, it was fun!