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Yellowtail


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  • 73 weeks
    Isolated Room (short vent story. Trigger warning: depressing)

    The walls surrounding me mock in shadowy jeers. I stare at the ceiling in my arm chair, feeling my face slide down more and more as I grow tired. I’m always tired. My shoulders feel disconnected, my muscles are reluctant to move, the constant crawling of invisible insects haunt my skin. A pit sits in my stomach as the mockery of production continues. The days slipped by since I have last slept

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  • 77 weeks
    Questions for Yellow

    I figured it’s been a while since I did a QnA, so I figured why not. Go ahead, ask just about anything! Have fun with it!

    16 comments · 290 views
  • 78 weeks
    Short: staying alive

    A silent room is suddenly woken up as a familiar figure walks in. The room is mostly empty, with a desk and chair in one corner. A computer sits on top of the desk, which comes to life from the push a button. With that, the man sits in his chair, and sighs.

    So... it's been a while. Almost ten months. Where have I been? That's a good question.

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  • 114 weeks
    Splatoon short: Yellow’s day out

    The sun shines as an excited Inkling knocked on an apartment door.

    Shtick: Hey! Yellow! Wake up! Wanna hang out today? Since you’re moving to Splatsville soon, I thought it’d be nice if-

    The door cracks open. A barely visible eye peeks through before the door opens a bit more. A hand goes through the space, and gives a thumbs up.

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  • 116 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 pt 5

    I concentrate heavily on my chess pieces. I feel like I can win this time.

    Sally: Nemo, this is the tenth try. Please reconsider.
    Me: No. I can’t.
    Sally: Why not?

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Apr
19th
2019

A response.... · 5:45am Apr 19th, 2019

For context to all these responses, check here

No, because some asshole wished for chicks. The genie didn’t mess up.

Time difference. The fatass is a villain in- oh wait, no, that’s still the case in Sonic.

They only believed Socrates because he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about questioning everything.

Makin’ sweet love to the coffee maker tonight!

No they don’t. They get secretaries, make controversies, and then they’re in the proper prison.

Yes, but they also skip the ‘here’s what fucked up side effects you’ll get’ shtick. Lemme tell ya, they make an awesome marketing team.

I have no objections with this one. However, you really wanna beat the shit outta something? Get a .50 Cal, that’s like a Super Smash Bros. Homerun bat.

Odin was a shit, so he kinda deserved it.

It’s a amusement park/home. To get in, you need to pay up by borrowing from people without their permission.

As a white person, I agree.

But if you wanna fight fair, grab a big fucking wrench. It has about the same effect.

They probably meant ‘the pen is mightier because no one expects to be stabbed in the eyes by pens’.

Everyone is equal, yet not. That’s why everyone’s a nice evenly cut snowflake.

An insane person would think they’re perfectly reasonable. Like Harvey. Harvey’s crazy.

Touché.

Not gonna lie, I kinda like this response better than anything I could come up with.

Mark Twain couldn’t even get his name right. He’s apparently scared of people.

Proverbs like ‘blood thicker than water’ and ‘curiosity killed the cat’ are actually shortened because being fun and adventurous is a sin, like happiness.

Art exists because some asshole said ‘you know what? Instead of using specific words to describe how I feel, I’ll draw some vague colorful nonsense and everyone will understand’. The funny part is it worked.

That sun’s also gonna explode on us in a few million years, so don’t grow attached to it.

This sentence is a symptom of boredom.

What do you think press conferences and news interviews are for?

So are high schoolers on presentations.

The difference is that you’ll be declared insane by the hospital if you attack someone, but if you attack a burglar to protect your property, the law categorizes you as a low-life like the robber.

Optimism is a paradox as well. World beating the crap outta you? You’re fine. If anything, Optimism feels like it would lead to depression.

Hey! Give some credit to our public school teachers!

Prime example Home Alone.

I guess I skipped to the end on that one.

Nah, some asshole started using it for everyday purposes. They called it stupid, but he trooped on.

Have you not seen Rule 34?

Drink beer. That’s gonna last longer.

Manipulation happens pretty often. You’re always going to be someone’s puppet.

Idiocy is a great word.

So a guy was challenged to read the Bee Movie script.

The main difference between sadness and depression is attention span.

That’s ... accurate,..

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Comments ( 3 )

I have no objections with this one. However, you really wanna beat the shit outta something? Get a .50 Cal, that’s like a Super Smash Bros. Homerun bat.

You mean the HMG itself?

Hey! Give some credit to our public school teachers!

Damn. Well played.

I guess I skipped to the end on that one.

Seems like a thing you'd do.


Glad we could do this.

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Is it bad that I just now realized you responded? .... Probably. In any case:

Yes. The mother fuckin’ HMG. I mean, you’d need to be buff as fuck, but it could work.

Thank you.

I know right?

I’m glad we could this too, it was fun!

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