Apr
1st
2019
After much consideration... · 2:10am Apr 1st, 2019
I have decided to announce my intent to join the Communist Party. All my stories were bourgeois and decadent and will be deleted. I will be replacing them with one 650,000 word story about Twilight Sparkle aiding Comrade Lenin and Stalin during the Russian Revolution. At least 30,000 words will be dedicated to a love making scene between Twilight and Comrade Lenin. This is to raise class consciousness.
Check the calendar everybody.
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RoyalBardofCanterlot · 206 views
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Date aside, may I interest you in some literature?
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I actually really do love Russian music (folk, classical, Tsarist, Soviet).
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Then allow me to recommend one of my favorites from The Red Army Choir:
Even without knowing the date, I knew this was a joke.
дружба во славу Родины, товарищ
Well I mean I’m in Russia right now, so I approve
i know it’s a joke guys no r/wooshing please
Congratulations comrade, you get bottle of Kvass made from the piss of Vostroyan urban potato bear.
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Sure, I'm always up for books.