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  • 1 week
    Top 20 Best MLP/Equestria Girls Characters

    Save the positives for last.

    After much consideration of the order, these are my picks for the top 20 best characters in Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls. I like more characters than I dislike so that's why I added the extra five.


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  • 1 week
    Top 15 Worst MLP/Equestria Girls Characters

    I'm on a roll with these countdowns.

    After much consideration of what order to place each of them in, here are my picks for the top 15 worst characters in Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls. Don't worry, the best characters list will be next. Gotta save the positive stuff for last.


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  • 1 week
    Top 15 Best MLP Episodes

    Told ya I’d have this ready soon.

    After much consideration of the order and which ones had the most valuable morals aimed at the target audience, I've managed to narrow it down.

    Here are my picks for the top 15 best episodes of the show. And after this countdown, I'll move onto the best and worst show characters next.


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  • 1 week
    Top 15 Worst MLP Episodes

    Well this was a long time coming.

    After much consideration of the order and which ones had the most botched/toxic lessons for the target audience, it's finally here.

    I'm not mincing my words, folks. Here are my picks for the top 15 worst episodes of the show. Don't worry, I'll do the best episodes next. Save the positive stuff for last, amiright?

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  • 3 weeks
    So Pony Life finally premiered on Treehouse...

    ...And it's a pretty fun spin-off from what we've gotten so far. It's not groundbreaking but it's not supposed to be. It's just a simple harmless show with plenty of energy for children. It's nice to see the MLP franchise remember its target audience and go back to its slice-of-life routes rather than pander to bronies with things that plagued Friendship is Magic's later seasons.

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Equestria Girls: Spring Breakdown ranking · 9:45pm Mar 30th, 2019

0/10 - AWFUL (unsalvageable, nothing to be gained from watching it, never should have been made, wouldn't recommend to anyone, completely butchers an important subject/teaches a horrible and downright toxic moral)
1/10 - HORRIBLE/BORING (tedious to sit through, hurts to watch it, a bore, no reason to watch it, whatever positive things about it are tiny and not enough to save it)
2/10 - VERY BAD (slightly less terrible, maybe it had that one character you liked or one/two jokes you laughed at that kept it from being a 1 but still very painful)
3/10 - BAD (the kind of bad where you're checking your watch over and over to see how much time is left before it finally finishes)
4/10 - MEDIOCRE (not awful but not really that good either)
5/10 - EH (average, didn't love it or hate it but you feel like you could've done something better with your time)
6/10 - DECENT (the first positive rating on this list, you wouldn't watch it again but you are glad you saw it once)
7/10 - GOOD (enjoyable enough that you'd maybe watch it again in future, had some noteworthy flaws but is overall a worthwhile sit-through you'd recommend to someone)
8/10 - GREAT (a solid, enjoyable episode, very entertaining)
9/10 - EXCELLENT (very engaging, awesome, you really recommend it to anyone)
10/10 - MASTERPIECE (extremely engaging, teaches a valuable moral perfectly, definite must-see for anyone)

Equestria Girls: Spring Breakdown DECENT

On one hand, Rainbow's antics got on my nerves slightly and the ending to the conflict was a little abrupt. Not to mention the first half of the special was sooooo slow. Fortunately though, there were enough good jokes that kept the first half from being a complete drag. And the story got more interesting once the second half came around with Sunset, Rainbow and Sci-Twi getting stuck on that island, getting transported to Equestria, the Storm King's magic brewing and the ship sinking. I just wish we could've gotten to that sooner rather than over halfway through. But on the flip side, there was no villain clone of Juniper, Wallflower or Vignette for a change so that's always a positive. I probably wouldn't watch it again but I am glad I watched it.


Season One
Season Two
Season Three
Equestria Girls
Season Four
Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks
Season Five
Equestria Girls: Friendship Games
Season Six
Equestria Girls: Legend of Everfree
Season Seven and Equestria Girls: Magical Movie Night
My Little Pony: The Movie
Equestria Girls: Forgotten Friendship
Season Eight and Equestria Girls: Rollercoaster of Friendship
My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever
Equestria Girls: Spring Breakdown (you're already here, you dunce)
My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip
Equestria Girls: Sunset's Backstage Pass
Season 9
Equestria Girls: Holidays Unwrapped
Friendship is Forever

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Comments ( 4 )

Mainly, I'm really happy that this special has no true villain. After several of the recent villains in this series or FiM, I feel like the creators were very smart to not have yet another "I'm bad but please feel sorry for me" type.

I found this Special a relief after watching Rollercoaster Of Friendship.

I think we all feel that way.

This would have worked better if it was longer (the movie). That would have made it a lot less abrupt; the problem is solved by dropping a previously-undiscussed object into the narrative that just fixes things.

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