A random snippet in a random chapter · 9:53am Mar 29th, 2019
Another kick and another hooded pony off the train...
Just when I thought that things will calm down till we reach canterlot but alas... More of these jihadist ponies came and hijacked our train
"Vann!! This way!!!" Starlight yelled a few ways behind me as we bull-rushed through the terrorist infested wagon in an attempt to get to the engine
"How many more wagons till we get there" my secret agent pony asked our guard Sargent (who was more or less useless at this point) as we took a breather on an empty wagon.
"About at least 12 more. We don't know how many more humatologists are waiting for us though" she confessed as the train jerked harder as we climbed up the alps..
As I looked out at our window, I notice that our chance of stopping this bandwagon is puffing out white flames and by the way the mountains are moving, we're gaining speed bit by bit.
"Hey starlight, is this magic train supposed to have nitrous oxide?" I asked her.
"What are you talking about? And what is nitro-........ By Faust above. They can't be serious..." She said as she stares at our objective.
Ummm what.
Let me guess some ponies are going to use the train to blow up canterlot in an attempt to kill the false gods luna and celestia.
Or is my imagination running wild again.
you misspelled thought