A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
”Okay Brain, it’s time for us to sleep~!”
”DO YOU THINK ANY OF OUR FRIENDS HAVE HAD LEWD THOUGHTS ABOUT US?!”
”Oh.”
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Depends on the friend
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Your profile pic matches your comment perfectly.
Try to pick up meditation. Focusing on doing that while not falling asleep has led to many a restful night for me.
Relax all your muscles(ALL of them), close your eyes, and try your best to focus everything you have on your breath.
Who wouldn't have lewd thought of a banana
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Our brains are omconspiring against us!
