Are there any honest landlords out there? · 11:53pm Mar 20th, 2019
If so, give them a cake and keep them close by, for my landlord is losing his flargin' mind.
I came home today to find an eviction notice on my door that claims that I did not make a rent payment in March. Well, a quick examination of my bank account revealed this to be a lie. I printed out the rent check printings from the bank site and I'm waiting for this ding-dong to arrive and kindly explain why he would use such a puerile lie to chuck my booty out.
It's because he knows he won't fix up the house and that I'm planning to leave soon. He thinks that he can chuck me out and toss another sucker in to milk money from. The thing is, he refuses to give me receipts for the rent checks. Before he began to go bonkers, this wasn't a problem. Now that his wife died and he thinks he's free to act like Eric Cartman on a espresso-binge, he can Sweet Honey Ice Tea on me.
Not if my attorney has anything to say about it. Let my Landlord act like a dumb ass. If he keeps playing fast and loose like this, I can get this putz either sued or jailed. Either way's fine with me.
Did I mention that this guy is also a pastor in a local church? Man of God, my foot.
Nothing is more annoying (or dangerous) than a moron who believes that he/she/it is clever.
Be good to each other folks.
This smells juicy.
I want some updates. Remember to remind him what Jesus would have done
If he keeps trying to do unlawful things sue his arse off. Maybe his church will chip in to pay what their pastor will end up owing both you and the court.
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I'll keep you posted, don't worry. This doofus thinks he can put one over on me. He's dead wrong.
What's really sad about all this is that we had a nice house-buying contract set up with him. All he had to do was tent the house for roaches (because this place is flippin' infested with them) and bring the house up to code as far as the roof and electrical system is concerned. But noooo! He had to act like a greedy baby and raise the price of the house without putting that in legal writing on the house contract that he apparently forgot that he signed. Oopsie!
All we have to do now is say, "Well, gee! We WERE going to buy the house, but it seems we can't trust you. I'm sure my attorney will back me up on this."
That's the thing; honest people don't fear attorneys. This guy's more bent than a bag of pretzels.
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He would owe me a few grand, that's for sure. My contract has a lease agreement that says he has pay back the money I put in if I leave the house before a certain date, which is a ways off.
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Well, at least you got your contract in writing. I for one sincerely wish for you to find a good place to reside in while the paperwork passes through.
Preferably without pastors and cockroaches. I sometimes cannot tell the difference.... oh wait, cockroaches are more honest.
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Thanks. I'm honestly trying to get back to my pony-works, but that mean old bugaboo reality keeps bonking me in the head. Once the landlord realizes that he can't put one over on me, and he'll simply have to take my rent checks (until I bail on his scrawny ass-haha), then he'll leave me be.