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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 7 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 21 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

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  • 25 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 34 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Feb
22nd
2019

The Patreon Commission Story Poll for February is Online · 7:20am Feb 22nd, 2019

My Monthly Patreon Commission Poll is officially open! It's an open poll, so you don't need to join my Patreon to vote for one of the 4 Patron-submitted stories. The options include a Rule 63 story between Scootaroll and Silver Belle (which includes consensual cock transformation and incest with Elusive), another SlutSpike tale involving Thorax and his brother, a gay-ol' romp between a Royal Guard and a Femmy Prince Blueblood, and a sequel to Shining's Return to the Brood. If any of those stories interest you, then feel free to follow the link here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/24874445

Also, feel free to check out what else I have to offer on my Official Patreon Page. Even a dollar can get you early-access to all of my upcoming works (including two chapters of The Many Short Stories of Equestria before the beginning of March), and you have the chance to receive personalized content if you join any higher tiers. :)

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.... a gay-ol' romp between a Royal Guard and a Femmy Prince Blueblood...

Huh.ya know, when I read that bit, suddenly it reminded me of a quote from one of my stories, one with Celestia saying:

“I’m not going to sugar-coat this: nephew of mine, I know that you’re gay. And before you start panicking that I knew this for quite some time now, I want you to know that I don’t care who you find attractive. If anything, I would still love and support you all the same... I will say that I am a little irritated that you have to tap-dance around the subject when I know for a fact that your idea for a ‘guys night’ involves twenty to thirty of your own guards with a few bottles of olive oil. Really Bluey, did you think that you were trying to convince me that you were in a cooking club with that much oil? I didn’t want to bring this up to save you the embarrassment, but when you are still in the closet and haven’t had the decency to be honest with me, that’s where I have a problem with it...

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