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  • 3 weeks
    If you've been posting on or faving my work

    Thank you very much. Unfortunately I can't say more than that to anyone specific because for some reason the site isn't showing me any new notifications. It lets me know I have them but gives no details.

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  • 17 weeks
    Still running late

    Due as much to difficulties on the editor's end as my steady depression; I so need to get away from a certain someone.

    I doubt anyone cares any more, but I still mean to finish that darn story. Actually it is finished, my editor is just having problems getting it back to me.

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  • 68 weeks
    Apologies and a very strange story

    My apologies once more (sigh) for the lateness of any updates. Between coming off the holidays and dealing with confinement-related stresses both my editor and I have been unable to proceed with the writing. I hope this will change soon, even more hopefully that it will coincide with the end of the Coronavirus.

    Anyway, on to something writing related, even if it's not my work.

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  • 80 weeks
    Once again, my apologies

    I offer everyone here my apologies for the stall-out on the last few chapters of Realms Undreamed Of. The first draft is done, but my editor has once again been going through financial and health-related problems that leave him with no time or energy for working on my writing.

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'The Banana Splits' return to TV · 3:35am Feb 21st, 2019

As a slasher film. On the SyFy Channel.

I am one hundred percent serious

More from the link here — Here’s the official synopsis:

“A boy named Harley and his family attend a taping of The Banana Splits TV show, which is supposed to be a fun-filled birthday for young Harley and business as usual for Rebecca, the producer of the series. But things take an unexpected turn — and the body count quickly rises."

Who would have ever expected "Banana Splits" and "body count" to be used in the same pitch?

Does this mean that Fanfic has gone mainstream? Because let’s be honest, this film is about how the Banana Splits are (apparently) a gang of murderers who bump people off. It’s like someone did a story about little kids visiting Equestria and getting brutalized and eaten by the ponies. (Hmm, all you gorefic writers may have just found a chance to put your vision on the silver screen.)

I am going to watch this. Come on, it’s a slasher movie about the Banana Splits killing people! Done as a SyFy Original! Missing this would be like missing the original showing of Plan 9 from Outer Space. I have to see this train wreck unfold before my eyes.

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