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Feb
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Something Dumb And Fun For You All On Valentines Day · 6:24pm Feb 14th, 2019

I love Valentine's day. Not just for the romantic stuff, but because it's a great time to tell other people in my life how much I love them. In a non sexual way, of course. This year, one of my friends who also writes did something clever, so I'd like to do it for all of you as well.

For those who would like to do this: In the comments section, write down the name of any character of mine from any of my stories that you want, AND what story they are from. I will reply to your comment with a Valentine's day message from that character, to you. It can be anon, twilight from LWTSIW, Marigold, M---, Berry from Broken Love, or legit any other pony character I have written, OC or not.
Let me know, and I'll wish you a happy Valentine's Day.


Love,
anonpencil

Comments ( 29 )

Muse, from Broken Bindings. (No kill I)

Lyler Moonie Celestibelebethabelle Crystal Wishes David Bowie

Happy Valentines! I'm just here to watch this awesomeness unfold.

Twilight from my dark corners

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My dear Moosetasm,
I hope, sincerely, that today finds you at peace. I hope that, for today, you can breathe easy, rest your weary soul, and just feel content to know you are wrapped in the affections of those who deeply care for you. Even from afar. You are a wonderful, beautiful soul. You deserve peace. We all deserve peace.
With love,
Muse

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(Oh god why!!! This won't be gentle.)

Kody the ultimate brony,

Did you think that today would be nice for you? That you would feel loved and content? You know that, deep down, today you will think of all the time love was taken from you. All the times you felt the lack of anyone caring about you. Today is a day of pain for you. Of remembering people who you loved, who would not, could not love you back.
Today you will remember. And you will know that, no matter who loves you, in some of the deepest, more important ways, you will still always be alone.
So 'happy' Valentine's day, Kody.

Love,
Twilight

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Priest,
You are a butt.
Love,
Pencil

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i already knew that, my ex did some shit that caused me to dump her a little while ago and if you look at my latest blogs you can tell i already knew that

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but im feeling better now that im drunk

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HALLO POINCAL,

DIS IS LYLER. I KNO YOU ARE SO SHOCKED BECAUSE I AM HORSE AND I ATE THIS LETTER THREE TIMES. BUT I POOPED IT SO IS OKAY.

MR BOOMBOOM WANTED TO SAY HE LOVE YOU VER MUCH EVEN THOUGH HE HAS PRICKLY EXTERIOR AND IS ALSO A PLANT. HE SAYS "I PRICK YOU"

I HERP YOU HAVE VER GUD DAY AND HAVE LOTS OF DINO TENDIES,

LERV
LYLER

Starlight from 'Starlight, Star Bright'.

Celestabellebethabelle, from the critically acclaimed Celestabellebethabelle.

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Olden Bronie,

Hi, er... I hope you're doing okay today. I know it can be rough when people judge you or don't offer you the kind of support you need. It can feel... really bad. On days like today, it can be rough for those who don't feel like they have someone to lean on. So... I just wanted to let you know that there are people who do support you, and friends you can lean on. Even me, for what it's worth. Even though I may need to, you know, learn how to better control my own feelings, that doesn't mean I care about yours. I can only do my best, and that's all I'll ask of you as well.
So... take care of yourself.
And happy Valentine's Day.

Love,
Starlight

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2Merr,

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGHGHGHGH! Child, you are not pure of heart! You're a good example of someone who could do better if they only tried to stop being garbage. What, you think I should be nice to you? NEIGH child, you are not worthy of me yet, and it makes me cry to see you being such a loser. I, Celestabellebethabelle, wish you luck on becoming as lovely, perfect, and beautiful as me. I mean, you'll never reach that, but you should still try. It would make you easier to be around without feeling constantly disappointed.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIGHGHGHGH,
Celestabellebethabelle

Fluttershy, panda pimp.

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H-hey Admiral Biscuit,

You know... I think you're really swell. You're nice and... sweet... a-and I'd just love to come over and... show you everything I know about Pandas. Sometime. I know a lot of... things. I-if you want, I mean. Only if y-you want to. Maybe?
...I'll bring the onesie.

Love,
MMMMRHHMFH
( that's Fluttershy in Panda <3 )

You best not puke on me, or I'm going to throw you outside. :rainbowwild:
But yeah, Twilight from LWTSIW.

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Dear Tony Montana,

Thank you for showing such kind interest in me, on Valentine's Day no less! If you want to show me how much you really care about me, might I suggest you come over and take off all your clothing? Okay, that might sound a little suggestive, but I promise nothing too lewd will happen. It's all a matter of science. And the preliminary tests I did on rats have been quite promising, so you really have nothing to worry about! While you're at it, could you lock Spike outside please? He won't stop crying and it's getting really annoying.
Please let me know your availability as soon as possible. I'm sure my little endeavor will make you feel useful. For a change.

Sincerely,
Twilight Sparkle

Spike from LWTSIW ‘cause I love the sound of desperation. :pinkiehappy:

Muse from Broken Bindings possibly?

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Dear Jagafeh,

Please get me out of here. I don't know if you have a date or not, but if you don't, I'd really REALLY like to be your Valentine's day date. I'll spend the night. I'll clean for you. I'll do anything you want, even butt stuff. Just please don't make me stay in this castle with Twilight for another Valentine's day! Last year she took heart readings every time a mare rejected me (for "science"), and they formed a line to the door, just to tell me I was a loser! I can't go through that again.
So please, PLEASE, please won't you be my Valentine?

Love,
Spike

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Dearest iCeTeRiX,

I know this time of year can be so hard for some people. It can be so stressful and upsetting. After all, love is a powerful thing, but not always in a good way. Believe me, I should know.
So, perhaps just for today, you can think of me as your Valentine? No one deserves to be alone on a day like this, even if they're not the best person... or pony. I truly believe that. Maybe knowing that I care, that you aren't all by yourself, not really, can make today a little easier on you. And on me as well. Whether or not you accept, please know that I will make sure you are safe today. I have my ways of watching, after all, and I know very well how to protect those who have earned my affections.
Please, just think about it.

Love,
Muse

Set

Starlight from Star light, Star bright.

(That story is one of my favorite sad Starlight stories :twilightsheepish:)

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Dear Set,

I know a Valentine's day wish doesn't mean much coming from somepony like me. I know I'm not the most special or the most... stable. But at the same time, I just wanted to let you know that I feel for you. I care about you a lot. I may not always show it well, and I'm sorry in advance for that. But I'm trying to do better. I don't know that I'll ever be somepony I can be proud of, but I at the very least know my own feelings. And I know that you have my affections. And maybe this will be a good feeling for you to hear. At least I hope so.
Happy Valentine's day.

Love,
Starlight

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Dear Starlight,

Thank you for such a lovely Valentines letter! I definitely understand how you feel. Just today I made an attempt to be nice to someponies and neither gesture was well received. Some days I just can't seem to get things right.

But I'd like to be your friend, if you would like to be mine, too. And I won't just be your friend today, but for as long as you like. I'll be there for you.
I hope you have a good day and Happy Valentines Day, Starlight.

Love,

Olden

Set

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That sounded lovely. Now to watch if anymore people will commission a letter to see what chaos will ensues!

Well, I instantly have to go with my favourite. Berry from the Broken Love series.

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My dearest love,

I know I may have been difficult to deal with lately. My health hasn't always been well, and I know my head has been all out of sorts lately. I'm a hoof-full, I know that's true. But I'm still so glad that you've stuck around. I hate that you understand so well everything I go through, but it's a relief that you still want to talk with me about it and empathize with me. You make me feel not so alone, and I hope I do that for you as well. For all my faults, I love you as best as I know how. I still feel you deserve better, but you'd probably say the same thing about me. We're both assholes like that, heh. And I know you'd tell me not to beat myself up about things I can't control. Because that's exactly what I'd say to you.
So, I'll try to put things simply. I love you. You make a fraction of my dark, morose little world so much brighter. I feel lucky to have you in my life.
I love you so, so much. Please never forget that.

With all my weird, diseased little heart,
Berry

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Sweet, thanks for this

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