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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Feb
14th
2019

My love for you, is like a giant insect~ · 6:04pm Feb 14th, 2019

Audacious, screaming, and parasitic~

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Comments ( 11 )

Beautiful

Can i see a screaming insect?

So, Chrysalis on a bad day?

Oh dear, time to pull out the dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.







i luv u 2 bb

But.. bug pones are adorable.

So.......Yeps and other garble jargons of forward agreements made now in the present past of futures to come.

Also, Whisky helps, Vodka modivates, and spell check saves- sometimes

happy valentines?

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