Royal Lyricist · 2:08am Jan 20th, 2019
Firstly, context:
I bring this to your attention not only because it jives with my whole schtick, but also because it got me coming up with additional verses.
It all started with a comment from Wubcake: "I'm princess baconhair. :D" I noted that that actually fit the rhythm and expanded from there. (Wubcake even liked the comment, which I think will represent the apex of my horsefame when all's said and done. 
) In any case, here, have a thing:
I'm Princess Baconhair
And there's no need to stare
I'm perfectly aware
My mane looks good enough to eat
I brought in human tech
So you can all get rekt
Should I ever elect
To dish out your utter defeat.
But I'm not proud
I'm right with you here on the ground
Making sure every single town's
network connection's up to snuff
'Cause I know once you watch cat videos,
You will never, ever get eno-o-ough...
I'm Princess Sweetie Belle
And Apple Bloom as well
And Scootaloo unfelled
We're the Crusader Princess Team!
We're helping destiny
The marks of you and me
So that everypony
Can go and realize their dream
We're public servants
Because everyone deserves it
And we'll never get discouraged
It's the task for which we're meant
And tree sap production has gone up
By seven hundred eighty-three perce-e-ent...
I'm Princess Ditzy Doo
And don't you misconstrue
I'm loyal, brave, and true
Even if my flight pattern's odd
I'm flying through the planes
'Cause out here it's insane
And I'm guarding your brains
From alien dragons and gods
No need for thanks
For keeping them off of our flanks
Because every single phalanx
Could not stop them if they got here
While I'm around the local villains
Are the only ones you need to fe-e-ear...
We can't forget to pay tribute to the original Alternate Ascended.
I'm Princess Chrysalis
I don't have time for this
I've got ponies to enslave
From inside my gooey cave
I used to be a queen
Then my children all turned green
by sharing their emotions
I've been forced to this demotion
But look where I am now
Above this terrorized crowd
Their heroes got publicly wrecked
This day has been just perfect
Shit, that was cute as hell. :D I think I skipped it on EQD because I tend to when something looks to be more fanimation than song, but I'll always take a direct recommendation.
"Princess Mom and Princess Dad" killed me XD
Round Trip et al. win all the horse fame. You and Princess Planeswalker tie for second.
That was a heckin awesome song slash animation. And I like your extra verses, too, FOME!
THIS made me LOL.
For the music lovers!
I'm Princess Vinyl Scratch
And if you wanna catch
my latest album batch
You better get in line right now
I'm playin' all the wubs
Out in Canterlot's clubs
So get your ticket stubs
Before I take my final bow
My next show is Saturday
And I'm playing for a birthday
And the venue's not far away
So come on down and stomp your hooves
And I'm really proud to say that what I play
Princess Celestia appro-o-o-oves!
I just realized this has the same poetic meter as the Smile song. Try it!
4999690 Well, someone else did Chrysalis, so please pardon me if I give Maud her proper innings.
hello my name is maud
this princess thing is odd
got it for my bod
-y of geologic lore
if a princess i have to be
then i'll take it seriously
discovering new quarries
and caverns to explore
castles of stone
protecting each and every home
using all the skills i've honed
to keep equestria free
and i'll do it all for the sake
of my beloved family
(especially)
(pinkie)
5000377
No Princess Cherry Berry? You'd think our steely-eyed missile mare would've earned some real wings by now.
5000377 5000424
I'm Princess Rocketmare
And this I do declare:
Get me out of this chair
I never asked to have this job!
They say I earned these feathers
In the Martian desert
But Mark farmed it better
So where's his cranial knob?
But if you must
I guess I may have earned some trust
Guiding them all through that red dust
It's true, we somehow found a way.
But don't think I'll quit the space program
Or you are sure to have a real Bad Da-a-ay.
5000424 As you wish.
I'm Cherry Berry, yes!
And if you couldn't guess
I've become a princess
And do princessly things
But don't expect new laws
Or royal stuff because
The alicorn deal comes
With a mighty pair of wings
You can look up in the air
And you'll find me flying there
Because quite frankly, I don't care
If my hairstyle's not so neat
And all the foreign dignitaries
Better bring me all the cherries
I can eat...
(and that's a lot)
5000465 I may have to do some Elton Johning on this theme later, once I'm done with prep work for tomorrow's trip into Houston.
...dangit, now my brain's gonna be stuck trying to find one for my colt OCs. I hope you're happy
Now, let's think...
*sigh* it's a start. To be continued. Or improved upon at a later date.