I'm not saying that most or all of America's problems can be linked to cell phones... · 11:37pm Jan 17th, 2019
But the obsolescence of phone booths and their mass removal left Superman with nowhere to change.
"Any religion that allows or commands you to pass judgement on, convert by force, or kill another human being is not a religion that serves any interpretation of any God or Gods above." Unknown
But the obsolescence of phone booths and their mass removal left Superman with nowhere to change.
I had always wondered what he did as the phone companies phased out the wall in booths. I suppose he must rely on broom closets and empty rooms and alleys.
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Or he could just do it super fast or whatever.
You know, I've never understood how he's been able to do stuff at super-speed without breaking whatever it is he's holding.
They phased out most pay phones too. You don't see any at the convenience stores any more. I think they got connected to gang and drug activity. I think the man of steel moves fast enough to strip on the fly.
Doesn't matter, as facial recognition software isn't fooled by a pair of glasses. Facebook knows his secret identity.
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There's a useful application of X-ray vision; making sure the room is empty first.
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Lex Luthor isn't really bald.
Superman just shaves his head twice a day at super speed.
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Joking aside, I can see the removal if linked to drug activity. Of course...'burner phones' are a thing nowadays.
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Nice
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That reminds me of when the Injustice comic had Superman literally call out Bruce Wayne as being Batman on what was essentially Twitter.
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Speaking of mainstream DC heroes trolling Luthor...
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Not mine, BTW. This was made by someone named Harseik on DeviantArt.
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I forgot we were really talking about Superman when I wrote that. and wrote about why pay phones were disappearing. In the Christopher Reeves movies, Clark just threw open his shirt revealing the S then morphed into Superman. A lot cooler than a phone booth.
I think I needed this today :3