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Lurks-no-More


Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

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  • 74 weeks
    Old Stories

    They say that everything old is new again. Sometimes that's true, I think.

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  • 125 weeks
    G5 - Where is Sunny's Mom?

    Where, indeed, is Sunny's mother? We see Argyle, her dad, and the movie very strongly implies he's dead -- or has been missing for years, presumed dead -- but there's no sign of her mother anywhere.

    Similarly, Sprout's mother Phyllis features prominently, but there's no sign of his father.

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  • 135 weeks
    Dune - go see it

    What the title says, basically. The new Dune movie is seriously good, and if you like Dune, or sweeping SF epics in general, you should go see it, preferably on the biggest screen you can. It's gorgeous! The movie follows the book much better than the Lynch film did, and lets the environment play a big role, as is fitting.

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  • 138 weeks
    Just in case it needs to be said:

    If you haven't already, go get vaccinated against Covid-19, ASAP. The vaccines are safe and they work.

    Do not try any of the purported "cures" like hydroxichloroquin or, sigh, ivermectin.

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    4 comments · 238 views
  • 196 weeks
    In case it wasn't obvious yet...

    No, I do not want Nazis in this fandom.

    I don't want stories about cutesy Nazi OCs, who exist to give "ironic" cover to actual Nazis and racists, and to normalize Nazi presence in MLP fandom.

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Jan
5th
2019

Grumpy McGrumpypants moment · 3:54pm Jan 5th, 2019

I wish there was a way to automatically filter away any story featuring "Anon".

ANON IS NOT A CHARACTER! IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A SELF-INSERT TO BANG PONIES OR WHATEVER, THEN PUT IN THE MINIMAL EFFORT TO GIVE THEM A [BUY SOME APPLES] NAME!

So yeah. I'm feeling slightly peeved. :pinkiegasp:

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No kidding.

Oh my Celestia I couldn't agree more. Anything about Anon and Anon-A-Miss is an immediate downvote from me. Self-insert proudly! (tehee.. self-insert)

By this point Anon is basically their own character, the hapless cynical jerk/deserving victim of shenanigans. Still can't stand them.

How did this nonsense start anyway, writing something easy to find-and-replace with your own name?

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/mlp/ and 4chan (and other chans) is the reason why. 'Anon' describes basically every purveyor of /mlp/ who write (or inspire) most of the "anon" fics.

I can live with all sort of 'bad habits', up to, and including, the typical black and red alicorn who happens to be related to Celestia and Luna, has a big scar over his eye, a broken horn, is a giant jerk and everyone loves him, and he keeps screwing main characters when he's not saving Equestria on saturdays. But 'anon' is too much.

Seriously. I've found interesting self-inserts, I've even found reasonable alicorns and Celestia's sons, adopted Luna's sons, Rainbow Dash's brothers... But I never found a Anon that kept me reading a fic.

Well, the good news is: now that there's a specific character tag, you can add "-#anon" to the end of searches and they'll vanish from the search results.

Filtering tags sitewide, alas, is not yet a thing.

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